Ally McBeal

John: I know we're in the throes of scheduling our first date. But given that we're in trial... I'd feel most comfortable... if we suspended our plans until you're finished with the well-endowed model. Um, being the 'jugglee' troubles me. Ally: Well, I understand that. I-- I certainly do.

(Richard and Ally staring at Glenn) Richard: You two actually find things to talk about? Ally: Oh, I don't like to attach anything audio to him, Richard. Richard: Um, touché.

Renée: You don't like that truth. Here's another one. The biggest one. Ally: Let me have it. Renée: So long as he is cute, smart, sexy, and decent, who cares what else he is? Because after you marry him, you're gonna spend the rest of your days trying to change him.

Billy: Go have fun, but be discreet. If you don't care about the firm's credibility, I should think you should at least care about your own. Ally: Hey! Who I date doesn't concern this firm! And it doesn't concern you. If you have a problem, don't come to me with any 'firm reputation' pretext. Billy: Bitch! Ally: Lawyer!

Billy: I'm sorry. I had no right to be so... Ally: Holy? Billy: Holy? I was about to say I was an ass. Ally: Yeah. Ass-holy.