Ally McBeal

Richard: Sometimes, Frankie, the key to parenting is knowing when not to. Fishism.

Richard: Leader leads, follower follows. Fishism. You with me? Jane: You Tarzan...

John: I'd be happy to take a whack at you. Poughki... poughki... poughki... eh, take a whack at it. Cassandra: Are you a good lover? Poughki... poughki... poughki... lawyer? Forgive me, I, uh... my sense of humor's a little naughty. Are you a good lawyer? John: I'm very good. Cassandra: Well, then, I'd love you to take a whack at... it.

John: I don't think we maximize our potential by taking our clothes off.

Richard: Isn't that why God made women, to ease hardship of man? Even if the hardship is in our shorts. Vulgarism.

Richard: Meet a couple L.A. girls, get a little L.A. wattle...

Richard: When they have trials in Los Angeles don't they just beat you up and send you to Mexico? John: That's just the aliens.

Richard: Did you hear that? I paid fifteen-hundred bucks to sit in the horn section.

Ally: No, no, no, wait, wait, wait... you can't just name me senior partner and then rush out of the room. Richard: Oh, John told me to. He said, "If you name Ally senior partner, be prepared to rush out of the room."

Richard: We're going on vacation. John: To California? Richard: Oh no, not just California. That little mecca that's aberrant enough for you and superficial enough for me. John: You mean...? Richard: I do. We're going to L.A.