Ally McBeal

Elaine: It's not about getting dates. It's about getting a husband. Ally: Elaine... Renée: Well, I don't see any husbands dripping off of you. Elaine: If I wanted one, I could just snap my fingers.

Ally: Most men would've asked to sleep with me. But no, what [Ronald] did was rude! Renée: Sleep with you? Ally: Well, I wouldn't have said yes, but still. What, he can't be a man and just paw me a little? I am a sexual object, for God's sake! He couldn't give me a little grope?!

Ally: Why don't men like me? Billy: Are you crazy? Men love you. They go nuts for you. Ally: Until they get to know me. Billy: I got to know you, Ally, and I fell in love with you. Remember? Ally: Yeah. And you left, remember? Billy: Ally, trust me. Knowing you is not a deterrent to loving you. Okay?

Ally: You're saying I'm the kind of person that can never be happy? Ronald: I think you'll know more happiness than most. You just won't be content.