Ally McBeal

Season 4 Episode 5

The Last Virgin

Aired Unknown Nov 20, 2000 on FOX



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Larry: You think I'm just gonna sit back and wait for you to get with the program? You might be afraid of all this Ally, but I'm... I'm not.
      Ally: Larry, you've only seen the tip of the neurotic ice berg. I'm demented.
      Larry: What else?
      Ally: Self-absorbed.
      Larry: What else?
      Ally: Vain.
      Larry: What else?
      Ally: Beautiful. That's a good thing.
      Larry: What else?
      Ally: Maybe incapable of letting myself be loved.
      Larry: That we need to work on, then.
      Ally: Do you have any idea what you're getting yourself into? I'm afraid to trust it.
      Larry: Then we need to work on that too.

    • Renée: What's wrong?
      Ally: Billy told me once that I was incapable of ever being happy. Was he right?
      Renée: He also said it's only a headache. Don't be believing what Billy said.

    • Ally: I was disappointed that you didn't kiss me last night. Okay? There, I said it.
      Larry: I did kiss you.
      Ally: On the forehead. You can't even catch anything from that.

    • John: She gets emotional. I'd go after her.
      Larry: I don't do that.
      John: No, I suppose if you did it'd make it harder to live life alone.

    • Ally: I'll see you tomorrow, right?
      Larry: You'll see me tomorrow.
      Ally: And the day after that?
      Larry: And the day after that.

    • Ling: Can you handle me hot, Richard?

    • Larry: Everything could have worked out here. All she had to do was let it, really.

    • Larry: Ally, don't run from me. Don't run from whatever you're feeling.

    • Ling: (to Richard) What women are attracted to is what they don't have. I have you, honey.

    • Renée: Maybe he just doesn't want to rush it.
      Ally: He's the man, Renée, it's his job to rush it.

    • Ally: It's okay. I'm a lawyer, I'm independent, I've got the world at my fingertips, and I am woman.
      Renée: Damn right.
      Ally: And if he doesn't love me I don't know what I'm going to do.

    • Ling: You try it.
      John: Hey!
      Ally: Oh, shut up.
      John: I'm not a kissing test dummy.
      Ling: Oh, sure, now you protest when you have to kiss her.

    • Larry: How would you handle my beating you? I don't mean with a hair brush.
      Ally: How would you handle me beating you?
      Larry: I don't know. Uh, most of all I'd be impressed, your client is Kimmy.
      Ally: Hmm, yeah, I keep blocking that out.

    • Larry: Usually I like to get a few more dates in before it turns to war...

    • Ally: Larry Paul? My, my, my, my, umm... lawyer?

    • Ally: My mouth turns to sand when I'm nervous.

    • Renée: An instructional video on kissing?
      Ally: Sometimes I do dumb things just to see if you'll notice.

  • Notes

    • Featured Music:
      "Everybody Loves a Lover" performed by Vonda Shepard
      "Going the Distance" by Conti
      "Cupid/I've Loved You For a Long Time" performed by Vonda Shepard and Lisa Nicole Carson
      "Isn't it Romantic?" performed by Vonda Shepard
      "I Gotcha" by Joe Tex
      "Love Machine" by The Miracles
      "It's not Unusual" by Tom Jones
      "Try to Remember" performed by Vonda Shepard
      "For Once in My Life" performed by Vonda Shepard

    • Director Bill D'elia, First Assistant Director Allen G. Di Gioia, Second Assistant Directors Nancy P. Townsend, Unit Production Manager Jack Philbrick, Alicia Lewis and Jodie Thomas were nominated for a Directors Guild of America Award for Outstanding Directorial Achievement in Comedy Series for 2000.

  • Allusions

    • Episode Title: "The Last Virgin"
      This is a reference to a 1982 teen movie titled "The Last American Virgin."

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