Ally McBeal

Season 4 Episode 6

'Tis the Season

Aired Unknown Nov 27, 2000 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Mark: I thought you were great, Elaine.
      Elaine: Thank you. I appreciate that.
      Mark: Did you get any dates out of it?
      Elaine: It wasn't about getting a date.
      Mark: My question is, did you get one?
      Elaine: No, I didn't. All right?
      Mark: Would you like one?
      Elaine: A date?
      Mark: Yes.
      Elaine: With you?
      Mark: Yes.
      Elaine: You're asking me out.
      Mark: Yes.
      Elaine: Yes.
      Mark: Great. Oh, I know this is a stupid question, but I'm gonna ask anyway...
      Elaine: I don't have a penis.
      Mark: Excellent. Eight o'clock?
      Elaine: That'd be great.