American Dad!

Season 1 Episode 9

A Smith in the Hand

Aired Monday 9:30 PM Sep 18, 2005 on TBS



  • Quotes

    • Roger: Welcome to Roger's Place. What's your poison?
      Hayley: All right, I'll have a Cosmopolitan.
      Roger: A Cosmo for the lady who changed my life. Just need to see some ID.
      Hayley: (Laughs) Okay, here you go.
      Roger: Yeah, this is clearly fake. I'm going to have to confiscate this... Dr. Ernestine Chow.
      Hayley: But I need that to get into bars.
      Roger: Uh-huh. I could lose my license.
      Hayley: What license? You're an alien! This is make-believe in our attic.
      Roger: (Pulls out a big bat) We gonna have a problem?