American Dad!

Season 2 Episode 2

A Smith in the Hand

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Aired Sunday 9:30 PM Sep 18, 2005 on TBS

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    • Stan: Okay, now that the square is gone, we can really rap. So, what do you need to know?
      Steve: Um, everything, I guess. I talk a big game, but I actually know very little about sex.
      Stan: Well, you don't have to worry about it because you're not having it.
      Steve: Oh, but I guess I just thought I should know...
      Stan: You don't need to know! That's the beautiful mystery of sex.
      Steve: Well, I guess not, but I...
      Stan: See, if I tell you about it, it won't be a mystery. It'll just be a fact, an ugly, moist fact, squatting on your brain like an octopus. And you don't want an octopus squatting on your brain, do you, son?
      Steve: No.
      Stan: And that's where babies come from.

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