Langley Falls Post front page headline: Car Radio Turned Up As Girls Approach
Stan: I can't believe you risked your life to save mine.
Stan's Chinese Father-in-Law: Of course I save you, Stan. You're my son-in-law. You make my Francine happy. Her happiness is all I ever want.
Stan: Well, then why did you cut her out of the will and leave everything to Gwen?
Stan's Chinese Father-in-Law: Because Gwen is moron. She needs lots of help! She fail math in school! Imagine Chinese girl can't do math?
Stan: It's embarrassing when children don't adhere to stereotypes.
Stan's Chinese Father-in-Law: Francine is our smart daughter. We never have to worry about her. Plus she marry okay.
Stan's Chinese Mother-in-Law: I saw fire, I call ẽn11!
Snot: Lindsay Coolidge. Steve: The stuff lunchroom boners are made of.
Klaus: Stan, these people are monsters! You know what my country's done and even I find this repulsive.
Francine: Oh, my God! Our house! Stan: Nothing to worry about. Just your average greasy Chinese duck fire. Francine: Is everyone okay? Steve? Hayley? Roger? Stan: Everyone's fine. Francine: (Sees Klaus) Oh, and... and Klaus. Is Klaus okay? He's the only one I really care about. Klaus: Too late, Francine. Too ****ing late.
Stan: Why did you cut her out of the will and leave everything to Gwen? Bah Bah: Because Gwen is moron. She needs lots of help. She failed math in school. Imagine, Chinese girl can't do math? Stan: It's embarrassing when children don't adhere to stereotypes.
Francine: You were right, Stan. I want to meet my real parents. Stan: Don't worry, honey. I'll find them, no matter how long it takes. They'll be here at 6:00.
Stan: Do they?! Francine: Do they what? Who's they? Stan: Oh, right, sorry. You remember how, earlier, you said, Mah Mah and Bah Bah treat you like their own flesh and blood? Francine: Yeah. Stan: Do they?! (Shows Francine her parents' will) Francine: Stan, this is my parents' will. I can't read this. Stan: Even the part where they leave everything to hot Gwen and you get nothing? Francine: I don't believe it. Stan: No matter what the Lings may have told you, you're always going to be the adopted daughter that they'll never love like their own. I'm sorry, Francine. I'm sorry. God is Gwen hot! I mean, oh, my God!
Stan: (About Francine's parents) I wish I could get rid of them that easy. Francine: You will show them some respect. Stan: Why? It's not like they're your real parents. Francine: Stan! They're the only parents I've ever known. They raised me with the same loving kindness they showed their own biological daughter. Stan: Ooh, Gwen. God, she's hot! Playboy hot! Great, bad enough I was aggravated, now I'm also turned on. You can be so insensitive, Francine. Kiss me like your sister! You know what, forget it.
Stan: What is this? Bah Bah: It's fish face with cabbage stem. Stan: In the West, we call that garbage.
Francine: Hayley, your cold sore is dripping in the potatoes. Hayley: That's the last time I use lip liner I find on the bus. Francine: Oh, honey, no one believes that.
International Airdates: Denmark: Thursday, July 24, 2008 on TV3
This episode premiered on [adult swim] on February 10, 2008.
We learn Francine is adopted.
We learn in this episode that Roger is fireproof.
This is the first appearance of Francine's parents.
Francine talks about watching T.J. Hooker with her parents growing up.
Full Metal Jacket Another of the Firecrackers is a reference to the Vietnamese prostitute in Full Metal Jacket.
One of the firecrackers is named after The English Patient.
When Steve's thumb is blown off, Roger says, "Okay, golden opportunity! Say, 'Charlie, they took my thumb!'" When Steve continues to lay sobbing on the ground, he says, "Eric Roberts? Pope of Greenwich Village? No? You're a lot of fun."
Man on Fire Stan asks Roger, if he saw the movie, Man on Fire, before setting him on fire.
Stan's In-law Song Stan's song about Francine's birth parents is a parody of the song "Dance: Ten, Looks: Three" from the Broadway musical "A Chorus Line."
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