American Dad!

Season 1 Episode 7

Deacon Stan, Jesus Man

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Aired Sunday 9:30 PM Jun 19, 2005 on TBS

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    • (Stan driving his SUV, pigeon crashes into windshield)
      Francine: Stan, you just killed a pigeon.
      Stan: No, I didn't.
      (Turns on windshield wipers, pigeon slides off the window)
      Francine: Stan, slow down. Is beating Chuck White so important to you that you'd put your family's lives at risk?
      Stan: Absolutely.
      Francine: You just ran through a crosswalk!
      Stan: No, I didn't.
      (Mr. Perkins is on the windshield)
      Francine: Hello, Mr. Perkins.
      (Stan turns on wipers to try to get him off, but fails)
      Francine: Spray him. Spray him a little. That'll loosen him up.
      (Stan sprays water on him, turns on wipers again, he slides off)
      Mr. Perkins: (On the ground) Thank you.

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