American Dad!

Season 1 Episode 7

Deacon Stan, Jesus Man

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Aired Sunday 9:30 PM Jun 19, 2005 on FOX

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    • Francine: Stan, quit spying on the neighbors.
      (Stan looking at the neighbors through binoculars)
      Stan: Today's the day, Francine. Today I will finally beat that smug bastard Chuck White to church. Look at him zipping up his fly like he owns the place. Well, today I get the shady parking spot. All right, Chuck still needs a tie. He's a double Windsor man, so we have a good two minutes to... (Gasps) Good God, a clip-on! Go, go, go!
      Francine: Wait! My bra!
      Stan: No time. Just keep your arms crossed and Jesus won't see 'em!

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