American Dad!

Season 1 Episode 7

Deacon Stan, Jesus Man

Aired Monday 9:30 PM Jun 19, 2005 on TBS



  • Quotes

    • Francine: Okay, if it means that much to you, I guess we can bring chips and dip to the wake.
      Stan: Chips and dip? Oh, I tell you what, Francine. Why don't you just take this broom here and I'll bend over and grab my ankles, you lube up the handle real good and just sweep me out the door! 'Cause that's what'll happen to my chances at Deacon if the best we can do is chips and dip.