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Stan gets addicted to texting after he hypocritically limits Hayley's texting. Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve get over his fear of diving in public.
Hayley considers having an affair with a married co-worker.
After Steve swears at Francine, she stops carting for him. So he then becomes a famous internet chef. Meanwhile, Stan thinks that he can make people disappear with a snap of his fingers.
Stan and his friends set out to prove that man is better than machines when they steal the King of Thailand's golden inhaler. Meanwhile, the rest of the family competes in a slow-motion race.