In an effort to learn life skills, Stan forces Hayley to take a job tending bar in Roger's attic watering hole, and when Stan's boss, Bullock, turns out to be a devoted regular, Stan sees it as an opportunity to advance his career.
Stan injures himself in a sensitive area.
Roger has a car accident. When he awakens from a coma, he finds he has gained the power to see visions of the future when touching people.
Stan's conscience sets out to pursue generous deeds that the normal Stan would never consider doing.
A family outing to a theme park ends in a desperate fight for survival for the Smiths when the park's founder decides to "shut it all down" and turn the park into a prison from which there's no escape.
Hayley and Steve go into business selling fake ID's to teens out of Jeff's van. Roger attempts to intimidate them into giving it up when it competes with one of his alter egos.
Francine deals with the ghost of her unsatisfied sex drive. Klaus goes to a hotel for a conference, and he hurts his back.
Stan and Roger travel to the North Pole to rescue Steve from an infamous Christmas demon.
Steve goes on a hunting trip with Stan and his C.I.A. friends to prove that he is a man. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus go on a road trip together.
Stan turns into a "woman" after taking an experimental drug.
Stan gets tired of Steve and his friends not going outside to play. So he drugs them and drops them in the new CIA holodeck to simulate them being stranded in the woods. Meanwhile, Hayley gets tired of Roger not caring about anything and making fun of people who do, so she buys the deed to Roger's home planet's sun.moreless
Steve attempts to use a CIA cloning machine to create a super-hot prom date.
Stan infiltrates a leftist cell that's planning a terrorist attack, but is found out. When he is brought home by a radical group, Hayley thinks something is amiss and that her father may have been "turned" by the enemy.
Stan feels like he's being run out of his own home when Francine's parents come to visit at Thanksgiving, and Francine's mother tries to setup Hayley with an eligible Chinese bachelor.
Stan and his friends set out to prove that man is better than machines when they steal the King of Thailand's golden inhaler. Meanwhile, the rest of the family competes in a slow-motion race.
CIA cuts lead to Stan taking a volunteer position as a security guard on a college campus, while Roger opens a bed and breakfast to help with the family finances.
A spoof of "It's a Wonderful Life" has Stan dreaming of trading places with carefree, single Principal Lewis, and when his wish comes true, Lewis winds up as the head of Stan's clan.
Roger and Steve switch faces in a scheme that has the former wooing an attractive girl for the latter, but things come to a head when Roger actually falls for the young lady. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine take to the sky as "Charlie's Angels"-type flight attendants to thwart a sinister scheme concocted by Mark Cuban (guest-voicing as himself).moreless
Hayley decides to become a blonde in a bid to get more attention. Meanwhile, Stan and Steve try to find a new home for the Smiths.
Wheels and the Leg Man (Steve and Roger) must solve a real mystery in New York City when Francine gets kidnapped by a mysterious villain! Meanwhile, Stan and Hayley try to bond, but end up getting stuck with an extremely annoying celebrity.
When Steve tries to prove his himself as a macho man to Stan, he follows in Rogers footsteps and tries to change himself from the outside in with a superhero persona. Meanwhile, Francine is going through an identity crisis of her own when she receives surprising news that could change the family forever.moreless
Hayley lands an internship with a local news station and begins working with a controversial reporter who has an interesting secret.
After witnessing a scary car crash, Stan decides to see a psychiatrist, while Roger and Klaus prep for a wine tasting.
Roger returns to his home planet where to find his way home, Jeff must prove to the evil Emperor Zing that he was always in love with Hayley.
CIA budget cuts leave Stan out in the cold, and since his company work record is classified, his only employment opportunity is at a local grocery store that is managed by Steve. Meanwhile, Roger and an annoying coffee-shop musician engage in a wager that leads him into a Faustian pact with an infomercial guitar instructor.moreless
Hayley's dream of playing for a roller derby squad hinge on whether she can recruit her "sister" Steve to play. Meanwhile, a carpenter with a magic touch stops by Stan and Francine's; and Roger takes over the local roller-skating rink.
Stan's newfound talent of checking out women on the sly leads to an auto accident, and a tough insurance agent threatens to rat him out to Francine. Meanwhile, after spilling wine on the new couch, Roger and Klaus come up with a far-fetched plan to keep from being caught.
A comely new neighbor offers Steve and his friends a salacious offer in return for doing her housework.
Roger announces that "Max Jets," a character of Roger's who enjoys showering the Smith family with money, is soon getting out of prison. But a wrench is thrown in the system when Max falls in love with Gina, a gold-digging waitress who threatens the family's inheritance.
Steve and Snot are tired of being bullied, so they enter a karate class, but Snot is soon brainwashed by the sensei. Elsewhere, Klaus must move outside due to his foul odor.
Stan unearths a salt mine in the backyard, which a company offers to buy, but it turns out that Steve is the rightful owner of the property and the family pressures him to sell.
The Smith family's regular babysitter, Lindsay, breaks her leg in a soccer match. So Stan and Francine are forced to leave Steve with Hayley, despite her track record of being extremely irresponsible. When Hayley teases Steve about being a goody-two-shoes, Steve is determined to prove her wrong and sneaks out of the house to go to a party with the cool kids.moreless
A Chinese businessman buys "American Dad." Elsewhere, Francine is committed to an insane asylum when Stan forgets their anniversary.
After Steve swears at Francine, she stops carting for him. So he then becomes a famous internet chef. Meanwhile, Stan thinks that he can make people disappear with a snap of his fingers.
The Smith family's tropical vacation turns out to be anything but relaxing when Stan is assigned a mission to kill the activities director at their resort, whom his boss at the CIA insists is an ex-war criminal. Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff try to rekindle their fading romance, while Roger, as his latest persona, Abigail Lemonparty, falls for an older gentleman.moreless
Tearjerker II...Stan's old nemesis, Tearjerker, is back having survived the fall into the active volcano in the original Tearjerker episode. The "Black Villain" introduces himself in this installment which includes Sexpun T' Come, clones, and another mission to save the world involving Stan and a surprising ally.
Roger acts as the Smith family therapist under his "Dr. Penguin" alter-ego, but his services are put on hold when he is sent to Iraq to fight in the war. Klaus seizes his opportunity to be the go-to counselor of the household, but ends up causing a major ruckus.
Klaus discovers his original human body, but Stan refuses to help him switch back. So, Klaus steals Stan's body and Stan becomes the fish. Meanwhile, Roger turns the attic into a gym, and tries to pressure Steve into a long-term membership.
Hayley considers having an affair with a married co-worker.
Stan is shocked when CIA Internal Affairs tells him that Deputy Director Bullock is showing early signs of dementia and must have his memory erased. Meanwhile, Steve runs into a bully at school, so Roger hires an old friend Stelio Kontos to take care of the problem.
Steve fancies himself and the guys as stars of an independent "coming of age" movie as they join Snot on a cross-country trip to his dad's funeral.
Francine fears that she and Stan are growing apart because he spends so much time hanging out with his buddies at the "CIA Chill House." Meanwhile, Steve and his friends are recruited to join a boy band and make a music video.
Stan decides that Snot isn't cool enough to be Steve's best friend. So he attempts to separate them by staging a shooting at an ice cream parlor, of which Snot is the only witness and is then placed in the CIA Witness Protection program. Meanwhile, Roger hires Jeff to clean his attic for extra cash, but keeps robbing him every time he goes back downstairs.moreless
When Stan catches Steve playing imaginary games with his toys, he decides to take his son down to Mexico to help him become a man. But the trip takes a turn for the worse when Stan and Steve are kidnapped by a drug cartel, and it's up to Steve to break himself and Stan out of captivity.moreless
The Season 10 finale has heartbroken Hayley trying to get over Jeff's abduction, and meeting a millionaire who helps her deal with the tragedy, that is until Steve and Snot discover Jeff's alive and trying to make his way back to her.
Stan owns the high school state record for consecutive wrestling victories in a row. He has a museum in his house dedicated to it and him currated by Roger. The record is precious to him, and when Stan starts up the wrestling program that has been dormant at Pearl Bailey High for years, Barry is coming very close to beating it. Stan and Roger concoct a plan to preserve the record.moreless
Roger goes to unusual lengths to earn Francine's respect after losing it. Meanwhile, Steve interviews Stan for a school project, and then wishes he had never asked.
While on a trip to Los Angeles, Stan believes he is the reincarnation of a Hollywood movie star, while Roger tries training Hayley and Steve.
When Stan runs into his former crush from CIA boot camp, his affection for her resurfaces, which drives Francine into a jealous frenzy. By including Roger in her plan for revenge, Francine accidentally leads him straight into the arms of a dangerous alien hunter. Meanwhile, Steve is struck with good luck, when he accidentally wears Hayley's panties to school.moreless
A curse is put on Stan after he is overly vocal about his hatred for old people. As a result, he's turned into an old and frail man. Roger takes Francine to a dance competition.
A heart attack compels Roger to sell his bar to a restaurant chain and forces him to move in with Greg and Terry.
Stan invites his widowed mother to move in, but regrets it when she starts to connect with Roger.
Roger pretends to be Jeff's imaginary friend, so he can freely roam naked around the house with no disguise. But when big-mouth Jeff figures out Roger is an alien, Stan issues an ultimatum: either Roger or Jeff must be killed immediately. Meanwhile, Steve becomes insecure about the shape of his rear end.moreless
Stan gets addicted to texting after he hypocritically limits Hayley's texting. Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve get over his fear of diving in public.
A mysterious entity terrorizes the town and separates Stan from his family.
Francine's sister Gwen visits, and Hayley feels she has an ulterior motive besides just spending time with the family. Meanwhile, Stan gives Steve lessons in the art of hugging.
Francine encourages the family to give up their various vices, but they all get drunk at Roger's Mardi Gras party and enter into a harrowing pact with Bullock. Meanwhile, a pastie is left in the attic, Cinderella-style, and Roger sets out to find the "perfect bosom" on which to place it.moreless
When Stan finally has enough money to afford a membership at the golf club he has worked at for the past thirty summers, his hard work and perseverance prove to be futile when the club gives a membership to Steve first. However, things are not all what they seem when Stan realizes who the club owner really is.moreless
Francine discovers Steve's special talent that will help him get into a great school: spelling. But when she fears that Steve is being distracted by Akiko, she takes drastic measures to ensure victory at the Pearl Bailey High School Spelling Bee. Meanwhile, Stan and Roger want Hayley to line-judge their badminton game.moreless
When the family accuses Hayley of being too much of a pessimist, she has Roger hypnotize her into mentally regressing her back into her more pleasant six-year-old self. Meanwhile, Steve and his friends buy a slow cooker.
While on a CIA operation in Florida, where the "real" Osama bin Laden is running a novelty restaurant, Stan has an accident and develops amnesia, so Francine takes the opportunity to mold him into the perfect husband. Meanwhile, to earn some extra cash, Steve helps out Roger on his paper route, where he becomes seduced by the dark side of the business.moreless
A Langley Falls talk show outs Francine as "Baby Franny," the toddler who was once rescued from a well by a heroic fireman. Then, on the anniversary of her rescue, she falls down the well again and makes a shocking discovery. Meanwhile, Stan and Roger have an entrepreneurial "eureka!" moment when they think of the world's next game-changing business opportunity - male stripper shoes.moreless
Stan makes a desperate attempt to bond with his son by creating a busty blonde bombshell.
Father Donovan holds a Christmas play at the mall and casts Stan as Santa Claus and Roger as Jesus. But after the two get in a fight and cause a scene, Stan is kicked out of the church. Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff adopt a child who turns out to be possessed.moreless
Stan and Francine fight over how to redecorate the house. It goes so far that they split the house down the middle and try to live without each other. Principal Lewis uses Barry's card counting skills, and takes the boys out to a casino to exploit it.
Stan discovers that Francine was unfaithful one night before she and Stan married. With the possibility that Hayley may not be his biological daughter, he travels back in time to find out who the mystery dad might be. But when he inadvertently disrupts the events of the past, he must do everything to avoid changing the future.moreless
When Stan is in charge of the CIA calendar, Hayley sets out to destroy it out of spite for him not showing her any praise. Meanwhile, Roger fakes his own death when he gets into a heavy credit card debt.
Francine tries to help news anchor Greg deal with a breakup. Also, Roger grows obsessed with a fictional boy from an old game.
Roger rediscovers his alter-ego "Ricky Spanish," an infamous character who remains the most despised man in town. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine are in for a surprise when their sponsored child from Africa shows up on their doorstep.
Roger opens a crooner's bar in the Smith family's attic and recruits Hayley as his main entertainer. Soon, all of Langley Falls becomes enthralled by her singing voice - including Roger, who takes his crush on Hayley a bit too far. Meanwhile, Stan tries to prove his manhood by negotiating a good deal on a new car.moreless
After losing patience with Hayley and Jeff for their freeloading ways, Stan bets the young couple that he and Francine can live on minimum wage for a month. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger embark on a mission to test drive the car of their dreams.
Futures are altered when Steve and Snot host a party for the uncool kids. Also, Roger tangles with a waitress who doesn't compliment his order, and Stan and Francine embark on a vacation in Bosnia.
When Francine's adopted parents stop by for an unannounced stay, Stan is furious that they refuse to assimilate to his "man of the house" ways. After he unsuccessfully tries to give them the boot, he is convinced that finding Francine's birth parents will change things. Meanwhile, Steve tries to live to the extreme in order to get to second base with the class hottie.moreless
A female alien is discovered in the woods by Francine and Roger, who begins a relationship with her, but quickly tires of her many quirks and eccentricities.
Steve attends work with Stan and is introduced to the National Security Agency; and Hayley bags being a vegetarian and eats meat for a day.
Roger becomes Steve's legal guardian, but gets a little overzealous in the parenting department when he gets the principal fired. After getting beat up by the other teachers at the school, Steve decides to run away. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine attempt to make waves after discovering that their vacation at the biggest water park in the world fails to get their hearts pumping.moreless
Stan undertakes a mission to uncover who neglected to bring a gift to the CIA's Secret Santa party; and good-guy Steve fills in as boyfriend to several female classmates.
Jeff returns from space, allegedly. Elsewhere, Steve looks after Snot's hamster.
Stan goes undercover as a surfer. Meanwhile, Steve strikes up a friendship with a drifter; Hayley might be pregnant; and Roger is determined to bring the World Cup to his backyard.
Roger serves as a teacher at Steve's school, involving himself with underprivileged kids. Elsewhere, Stan decides to stay at a retirement home.
Stan is rattled about becoming a grandfather after Hayley and Jeff announce they want to have a baby. Meanwhile, Steve decides to take his role as an uncle seriously, after which he and Klaus join a drug gang.
The Season 14 premiere is a parody of the movie "Groundhog Day," as Stan keeps reliving the same Father's Day.
While Stan is off on a mission, Francine decides to act like she's become a widow.
Despite Stan's objections, Francine buys Steve the dog he's always wanted. However, when the dog suffers a horrific accident, Stan refuses to take the pup off life support because of a traumatic childhood incident.
Stan tries to protect a tree from being chopped down to make way for a stadium while Steve is worried that he might not grow any taller.
Francine's intimate body part becomes body art and is put on display at a museum.
In a tribute to and send-up of the Pulitzer Prize-winning play, "August: Osage County," a dark secret is revealed about the Smith family's past when Francine invites Stan's incarcerated dad, Jack, to Stan's birthday party. Also in this spoof, Roger plays Edna, a maid who nurses Bullock and Hayley's love child. But when Edna falls in love with Bullock, it could mean dire consequences for the kid.moreless
To meet girls, Steve signs up for the high-school water-polo team; and Roger and Stan invest in a boat.
To teach Hayley a history lesson, Stan brings President James A. Garfield back to life from the 19th century; and Steve lands a job writing for the school newspaper.
Stressed out by his family and his obligations, Stan decides to buy a hot tub to relieve his stress, but gets into hot water when he finds out the hot tub is evil.