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    • She Swill Survive
      Season 9 - Episode 16
      4/13/14
      9.6

      In an effort to learn life skills, Stan forces Hayley to take a job tending bar in Roger's attic watering hole, and when Stan's boss, Bullock, turns out to be a devoted regular, Stan sees it as an opportunity to advance his career.

    • Crotchwalkers
      Season 9 - Episode 4
      11/10/13
      9.5

      Stan injures himself in a sensitive area.

    • Vision: Impossible
      Season 9 - Episode 9
      1/5/14
      9.5

      Roger has a car accident. When he awakens from a coma, he finds he has gained the power to see visions of the future when touching people.

    • Cock of the Sleepwalk
      Season 9 - Episode 11
      1/26/14
      9.5

      Stan's conscience sets out to pursue generous deeds that the normal Stan would never consider doing.

    • Familyland
      Season 9 - Episode 10
      1/12/14
      9.4

      A family outing to a theme park ends in a desperate fight for survival for the Smiths when the park's founder decides to "shut it all down" and turn the park into a prison from which there's no escape.

    • Faking Bad
      Season 9 - Episode 7
      12/8/13
      9.4

      Hayley and Steve go into business selling fake ID's to teens out of Jeff's van. Roger attempts to intimidate them into giving it up when it competes with one of his alter egos.

    • Poltergasm
      Season 9 - Episode 2
      10/6/13
      9.4

      Francine deals with the ghost of her unsatisfied sex drive. Klaus goes to a hotel for a conference, and he hurts his back.

    • Minstrel Krampus
      Season 9 - Episode 8
      12/15/13
      9.4

      Stan and Roger travel to the North Pole to rescue Steve from an infamous Christmas demon.

    • Buck, Wild
      Season 9 - Episode 3
      11/3/13
      9.4

      Steve goes on a hunting trip with Stan and his C.I.A. friends to prove that he is a man. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus go on a road trip together.

    • Stan Goes On the Pill
      Season 9 - Episode 14
      3/30/14
      9.4

      Stan turns into a "woman" after taking an experimental drug.

    • I Ain't No Holodeck Boy
      Season 9 - Episode 13
      3/23/14
      9.4

      Stan gets tired of Steve and his friends not going outside to play. So he drugs them and drops them in the new CIA holodeck to simulate them being stranded in the woods. Meanwhile, Hayley gets tired of Roger not caring about anything and making fun of people who do, so she buys the deed to Roger's home planet's sun.

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    • 9/29/13
      9.3

      Steve attempts to use a CIA cloning machine to create a super-hot prom date.

    • Honey, I'm Homeland
      Season 9 - Episode 15
      4/6/14
      9.3

      Stan infiltrates a leftist cell that's planning a terrorist attack, but is found out. When he is brought home by a radical group, Hayley thinks something is amiss and that her father may have been "turned" by the enemy.

    • Kung Pao Turkey
      Season 9 - Episode 5
      11/24/13
      9.3

      Stan feels like he's being run out of his own home when Francine's parents come to visit at Thanksgiving, and Francine's mother tries to setup Hayley with an eligible Chinese bachelor.

    • CIAPOW
      Season 10 - Episode 2
      10/27/14
      9.3

      Stan and his friends set out to prove that man is better than machines when they steal the King of Thailand's golden inhaler. Meanwhile, the rest of the family competes in a slow-motion race.

    • Big Stan on Campus
      Season 10 - Episode 4
      11/10/14
      9.3

      CIA cuts lead to Stan taking a volunteer position as a security guard on a college campus, while Roger opens a bed and breakfast to help with the family finances.

    • 12/1/14
      9.3

      A spoof of "It's a Wonderful Life" has Stan dreaming of trading places with carefree, single Principal Lewis, and when his wish comes true, Lewis winds up as the head of Stan's clan.

    • 3/16/14
      9.3

      Roger and Steve switch faces in a scheme that has the former wooing an attractive girl for the latter, but things come to a head when Roger actually falls for the young lady. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine take to the sky as "Charlie's Angels"-type flight attendants to thwart a sinister scheme concocted by Mark Cuban (guest-voicing as himself).

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    • Blonde Ambition
      Season 10 - Episode 1
      10/20/14
      9.3

      Hayley decides to become a blonde in a bid to get more attention. Meanwhile, Stan and Steve try to find a new home for the Smiths.

    • 3/23/15
      9.3

      Wheels and the Leg Man (Steve and Roger) must solve a real mystery in New York City when Francine gets kidnapped by a mysterious villain! Meanwhile, Stan and Hayley try to bond, but end up getting stuck with an extremely annoying celebrity.

    • The Unbrave One
      Season 7 - Episode 8
      1/8/12
      9.2

      When Steve tries to prove his himself as a macho man to Stan, he follows in Rogers footsteps and tries to change himself from the outside in with a superhero persona. Meanwhile, Francine is going through an identity crisis of her own when she receives surprising news that could change the family forever.

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    • News Glance With Genevieve Vavance
      Season 9 - Episode 19
      5/11/14
      9.2

      Hayley lands an internship with a local news station and begins working with a controversial reporter who has an interesting secret.

    • The Shrink
      Season 10 - Episode 12
      3/30/15
      9.2

      After witnessing a scary car crash, Stan decides to see a psychiatrist, while Roger and Klaus prep for a wine tasting.

    • Lost in Space
      Season 8 - Episode 18
      5/5/13
      9.2

      Roger returns to his home planet where to find his way home, Jeff must prove to the evil Emperor Zing that he was always in love with Hayley.

    • Permanent Record Wrecker
      Season 9 - Episode 18
      5/4/14
      9.2

      CIA budget cuts leave Stan out in the cold, and since his company work record is classified, his only employment opportunity is at a local grocery store that is managed by Steve. Meanwhile, Roger and an annoying coffee-shop musician engage in a wager that leads him into a Faustian pact with an infomercial guitar instructor.

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    • LGBSteve
      Season 10 - Episode 7
      2/23/15
      9.1

      Hayley's dream of playing for a roller derby squad hinge on whether she can recruit her "sister" Steve to play. Meanwhile, a carpenter with a magic touch stops by Stan and Francine's; and Roger takes over the local roller-skating rink.

    • 2/12/12
      9.1
      In the American Dad episode 'Wheels & the Legman and The Case of Grandpa's Key' Stan joins Roger (both voiced by Seth MacFarlane) and Steve's (Scott Grimes) fictional detective agency. Roger believes that Stan is incapable of doing the job and tells Steve to fire him. Stan is kidnapped by Roger's teddy bear Theodore Bonkers.moreless
    • Rubberneckers
      Season 9 - Episode 17
      4/27/14
      9.1

      Stan's newfound talent of checking out women on the sly leads to an auto accident, and a tough insurance agent threatens to rat him out to Francine. Meanwhile, after spilling wine on the new couch, Roger and Klaus come up with a far-fetched plan to keep from being caught.

    • A Boy Named Michael
      Season 9 - Episode 22
      9/14/14
      9.1

      A comely new neighbor offers Steve and his friends a salacious offer in return for doing her housework.

    • Kloger
      Season 12 - Episode 19
      8/21/17
      9.0

      Roger and Klaus start having a secret affair after they accidentally end up on an online date together. Steve tries to catch Hayley's pink eye to get out of doing a fitness test at school.

    • Bahama Mama
      Season 12 - Episode 5
      12/5/16
      9.0

      Stan is rattled about becoming a grandfather after Hayley and Jeff announce they want to have a baby. Meanwhile, Steve decides to take his role as an uncle seriously, after which he and Klaus join a drug gang.

    • Max Jets
      Season 8 - Episode 11
      2/10/13
      9.0

      Roger announces that "Max Jets," a character of Roger's who enjoys showering the Smith family with money, is soon getting out of prison. But a wrench is thrown in the system when Max falls in love with Gina, a gold-digging waitress who threatens the family's inheritance.

    • Scents and Sensei-Bility
      Season 10 - Episode 3
      11/3/14
      9.0

      Steve and Snot are tired of being bullied, so they enter a karate class, but Snot is soon brainwashed by the sensei. Elsewhere, Klaus must move outside due to his foul odor.

    • Mine Struggle
      Season 11 - Episode 18
      5/30/16
      9.0

      Stan unearths a salt mine in the backyard, which a company offers to buy, but it turns out that Steve is the rightful owner of the property and the family pressures him to sell.

    • Adventures in Hayleysitting
      Season 8 - Episode 6
      12/9/12
      9.0

      The Smith family's regular babysitter, Lindsay, breaks her leg in a soccer match. So Stan and Francine are forced to leave Steve with Hayley, despite her track record of being extremely irresponsible. When Hayley teases Steve about being a goody-two-shoes, Steve is determined to prove her wrong and sneaks out of the house to go to a party with the cool kids.

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    • The Missing Kink
      Season 8 - Episode 15
      4/14/13
      9.0
      After feeling underwhelmed in the bedroom, Francine soon discovers a new interest in spanking. Then, Hayley tries to get back into the dating scene with disastrous results, and reluctantly submits to Snot's advance, agreeing to a dinner date.
    • Casino Normale
      Season 12 - Episode 11
      5/1/17
      9.0
    • Father's Daze
      Season 12 - Episode 1
      11/7/16
      9.0

      The Season 14 premiere is a parody of the movie "Groundhog Day," as Stan keeps reliving the same Father's Day.

    • American Fung
      Season 10 - Episode 14
      5/25/15
      9.0

      A Chinese businessman buys "American Dad." Elsewhere, Francine is committed to an insane asylum when Stan forgets their anniversary.

    • Morning Mimosa
      Season 10 - Episode 8
      3/2/15
      9.0

      After Steve swears at Francine, she stops carting for him. So he then becomes a famous internet chef. Meanwhile, Stan thinks that he can make people disappear with a snap of his fingers.

    • Julia Rogerts
      Julia Rogerts
      Season 12 - Episode 14
      6/12/17
      9.0

      When Stan hurts his feelings, Roger takes off to a small town disguised as a Julia Roberts character; and Steve sets up a meeting after learning that Jeff and Barry have never met.

    • 11/7/10
      9.0
      It's Halloween and Stan is determined to have the scariest haunted house in the neighborhood. But when Buckle has the scariest house in the neighborhood, Stan is determined to beat him and goes to great lengths for it.
    • Killer Vacation
      Season 8 - Episode 2
      10/7/12
      9.0

      The Smith family's tropical vacation turns out to be anything but relaxing when Stan is assigned a mission to kill the activities director at their resort, whom his boss at the CIA insists is an ex-war criminal. Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff try to rekindle their fading romance, while Roger, as his latest persona, Abigail Lemonparty, falls for an older gentleman.

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    • For Black Eyes Only
      Season 8 - Episode 13
      3/10/13
      9.0

      Tearjerker II...Stan's old nemesis, Tearjerker, is back having survived the fall into the active volcano in the original Tearjerker episode. The "Black Villain" introduces himself in this installment which includes Sexpun T' Come, clones, and another mission to save the world involving Stan and a surprising ally.

    • Dr. Klaustus
      Season 7 - Episode 13
      3/11/12
      9.0

      Roger acts as the Smith family therapist under his "Dr. Penguin" alter-ego, but his services are put on hold when he is sent to Iraq to fight in the war. Klaus seizes his opportunity to be the go-to counselor of the household, but ends up causing a major ruckus.

    • Da Flippity Flop
      Season 8 - Episode 19
      5/12/13
      9.0

      Klaus discovers his original human body, but Stan refuses to help him switch back. So, Klaus steals Stan's body and Stan becomes the fish. Meanwhile, Roger turns the attic into a gym, and tries to pressure Steve into a long-term membership.

    • My Affair Lady
      Season 10 - Episode 9
      3/9/15
      9.0

      Hayley considers having an affair with a married co-worker.

    • Tearjerker
      Season 3 - Episode 9
      1/13/08
      8.9
      Stan and the family are characters in a James Bond style spoof. Stan must stop Tearjerker, played by Roger, a diabolical film producer who makes movies that can kill. Tearjerker's fiendish plot involves abducting celebrities from his spa and replacing them with celebrity robots that make horrible movies, all in an effort to make his masterpiece "Oscar's Gold" the best and saddest movie ever, causing millions of moviegoers to cry themselves to death.moreless
    • Stan is shocked when CIA Internal Affairs tells him that Deputy Director Bullock is showing early signs of dementia and must have his memory erased. Meanwhile, Steve runs into a bully at school, so Roger hires an old friend Stelio Kontos to take care of the problem.

    • A Whole Slotta Love
      A Whole Slotta Love
      Season 12 - Episode 8
      4/10/17
      8.9

      Super-patriotic Stan Smith leads the all-American family in this animated sitcom filled with wild and crazy extremes. Everyday life is taken to the limit as Stan applies the same drastic measures used in his job at the CIA to his home life.

    • The Life And Times Of Stan Smith
      Season 12 - Episode 15
      7/24/17
      8.9
    • Independent Movie
      Season 9 - Episode 6
      12/1/13
      8.9

      Steve fancies himself and the guys as stars of an independent "coming of age" movie as they join Snot on a cross-country trip to his dad's funeral.

    • Dope & Faith
      Season 3 - Episode 2
      10/14/07
      8.9
      Stan prays for a friend and thinks God sent him one, but he turns out to be an atheist. Stan tries to convince his friend that God exists by making his life extremely hard until his plan backfires. Meanwhile, Roger convinces Steve that he has been accepted to Hogwarts.
    • Can I Be Frank With You?
      Season 8 - Episode 3
      11/4/12
      8.9

      Francine fears that she and Stan are growing apart because he spends so much time hanging out with his buddies at the "CIA Chill House." Meanwhile, Steve and his friends are recruited to join a boy band and make a music video.

    • Office Spaceman
      Season 3 - Episode 13
      5/4/08
      8.9
      Roger begins to release photos of himself to the local media for extra cash, prompting the CIA to initiate an Alien Task Force. Through a twist of fate, Roger ends up in charge of the task force in disguise, creating tension at home as he is now Stan's boss. Meanwhile, Francine comes to grips with being left-handed and Roger frames Stan as an alien in attempt to keep his identity a secret.moreless
    • Most Adequate Christmas Ever
      Season 3 - Episode 7
      12/16/07
      8.9
      After Stan comes home from another dangerous mission, he finds that his family has decked the halls with boughs of holly and donned themselves with gay apparel, but just not to his satisfaction. He demands a grander Christmas starting with the search of a bigger and better tree in the forest. When his family has had enough, Stan powers on by himself, finds the perfect tree and meets an untimely end. While in Limbo, he has to fight for a second chance at life and battle the forces of good and evil to save his family.moreless
    • Merlot Down Dirty Shame
      Season 5 - Episode 6
      4/18/10
      8.9
      When Roger and Francine go wine-tasting, Roger plants a big kiss on Francine in a drunken moment. Francine decides to tell Stan about this incident, but when they sit down to talk, Roger convinces Stan that Francine started it all.
    • Why Can't We Be Friends?
      Season 8 - Episode 5
      12/2/12
      8.9

      Stan decides that Snot isn't cool enough to be Steve's best friend. So he attempts to separate them by staging a shooting at an ice cream parlor, of which Snot is the only witness and is then placed in the CIA Witness Protection program. Meanwhile, Roger hires Jeff to clean his attic for extra cash, but keeps robbing him every time he goes back downstairs.

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    • Toy Whorey
      Season 7 - Episode 18
      5/13/12
      8.9

      When Stan catches Steve playing imaginary games with his toys, he decides to take his son down to Mexico to help him become a man. But the trip takes a turn for the worse when Stan and Steve are kidnapped by a drug cartel, and it's up to Steve to break himself and Stan out of captivity.

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    • The Longest Distance Relationship
      Season 9 - Episode 20
      5/18/14
      8.9

      The Season 10 finale has heartbroken Hayley trying to get over Jeff's abduction, and meeting a millionaire who helps her deal with the tragedy, that is until Steve and Snot discover Jeff's alive and trying to make his way back to her.

    • The Wrestler
      Season 7 - Episode 12
      3/4/12
      8.9

      Stan owns the high school state record for consecutive wrestling victories in a row. He has a museum in his house dedicated to it and him currated by Roger. The record is precious to him, and when Stan starts up the wrestling program that has been dormant at Pearl Bailey High for years, Barry is coming very close to beating it. Stan and Roger concoct a plan to preserve the record.

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    • Joint Custody
      Season 2 - Episode 23
      5/20/07
      8.9
      Roger becomes a bounty hunter, and he and Stan race cross-country to turn in Jeff, who is wanted for smuggling pot into Florida.
    • Roger goes to unusual lengths to earn Francine's respect after losing it. Meanwhile, Steve interviews Stan for a school project, and then wishes he had never asked.

    • For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls
      Season 6 - Episode 8
      12/12/10
      8.8
      Stan gives Steve a gun for Christmas, even though Francine warns him that Steve is too young. As usual, Stan ignores her, and when Steve accidentally shoots Santa, he sends the North Pole into a tizzy and jeopardizes Christmas.
    • Spring Break-Up
      Season 3 - Episode 15
      5/18/08
      8.8
      Unappreciated by Stan, Francine visits her parents over spring break. Yet the family is unaware of Roger's own plans to become the 'King of Spring Break,' as he invites college coeds to come party at their revamped home. While Steve tries to lose his virginity to the luscious Carmen Selectra, Stan's tastes lead him to Jessica, his new Spring Break buddy. Stan must now decide whether the booze cruise with Jessica is better than married life.moreless
    • The Best Christmas Story Never
      Season 2 - Episode 13
      12/17/06
      8.8
      When an injunction prevents Langley Falls from lighting their annual Christmas tree, Stan blames secular non-believers for ruining his favorite holiday. With Stan's holiday spirit at an all-time low, the Ghost of Christmas Past visits him and tries to show him the true meaning of Christmas. However, Stan is convinced that Christmas can be saved by changing the outcome of Vietnam, but finds that changing the past only dramatically changes the future.moreless
    • Rapture's Delight
      Season 4 - Episode 22
      12/13/09
      8.8
      The Rapture happens on Christmas Eve, and Stan is left behind.
    • With Friends Like Steve's
      Season 2 - Episode 3
      5/7/06
      8.8
      After Steve shows a lack of interest in Stan's job, Stan replaces him with Barry, Steve's malicious friend. Barry frames Steve to eliminate him from the household, but when Steve discovers Barry's weakness, he relies on his CIA skills to save the family. Meanwhile, Roger takes an impressive keg-stand and uses it to become a fraternity brother.moreless
    • Widowmaker
      Season 3 - Episode 11
      2/17/08
      8.8
      Francine pushes Stan to open up to her emotionally, but she gets more than she bargained for when he tells her that he killed her best friend Julie's husband. Meanwhile, Roger plays psychiatrist to help them work through their issues.
    • Hurricane!
      Season 7 - Episode 2
      10/2/11
      8.8
      When a hurricane hits Langley Falls, the Smiths fight like mad to survive in their home.
    • I Am the Walrus
      Season 6 - Episode 13
      3/27/11
      8.8
      Stan tries to prove his superiority when Steve challenges him for family dominance; Jeff and Hayley try marriage counseling.
    • A Star Is Reborn
      Season 10 - Episode 10
      3/16/15
      8.8

      While on a trip to Los Angeles, Stan believes he is the reincarnation of a Hollywood movie star, while Roger tries training Hayley and Steve.

    • May the Best Stan Win
      Season 5 - Episode 3
      2/14/10
      8.8
      Francine questions her relationship with Stan when his more romantic cyborg counterpart from the future arrives; Roger directs Steve and his pals in a remake of "The Goonies".
    • The Scarlett Getter
      Season 7 - Episode 6
      11/27/11
      8.8

      When Stan runs into his former crush from CIA boot camp, his affection for her resurfaces, which drives Francine into a jealous frenzy. By including Roger in her plan for revenge, Francine accidentally leads him straight into the arms of a dangerous alien hunter. Meanwhile, Steve is struck with good luck, when he accidentally wears Hayley's panties to school.

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    • Old Stan in the Mountain
      Season 7 - Episode 11
      2/19/12
      8.8

      A curse is put on Stan after he is overly vocal about his hatred for old people. As a result, he's turned into an old and frail man. Roger takes Francine to a dance competition.

    • Iced, Iced Babies
      Season 2 - Episode 10
      11/19/06
      8.8
      When Steve's new relationship with his girlfriend gives Francine empty nest syndrome, she tries to convince Stan to have another baby. Meanwhile, Roger tries to enroll in college with Hayley in order to experience college life, but while Roger ends up teaching the class, Hayley finds a new crush in her classmate Ethan, who turns out to be far from normal.moreless
    • Black Mystery Month
      Season 2 - Episode 17
      2/18/07
      8.8
      While researching a paper about George Washington Carver in celebration of Black History Month, Steve uncovers a conspiracy that's been going on since the Civil War. When the curator of the Smithsonian Peanut Museum reaches out to tell Steve the truth, he's mysteriously murdered, and Steve and Stan are tracked by a secret society that will stop at nothing to keep this scandalous secret of American history.moreless
    • Red October Sky
      Season 3 - Episode 12
      4/27/08
      8.8
      Stan goes in search of a former KGB agent, Sergei, and is shocked to find that the man is his new next-door neighbor and that Sergei has already turned Steve into a communist. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus head to France for a little R&R but their trip takes a turn for the worse when Klaus gets busted for drug smuggling.moreless
    • Cops & Roger
      Season 5 - Episode 5
      4/11/10
      8.8
      After Roger and Francine are victims of a mugging, Roger joins the police academy so he can learn how to defend himself and his loved ones, but he falls in with a corrupt cop who leads him astray. Meanwhile, Hayley's new friendship threatens her long-term relationship.
    • Roger Passes the Bar
      Season 9 - Episode 21
      9/14/14
      8.8

      A heart attack compels Roger to sell his bar to a restaurant chain and forces him to move in with Greg and Terry.

    • Bullocks to Stan
      Season 1 - Episode 8
      9/11/05
      8.8
      When Stan is up for a promotion, he asks his family to be on their best behavior at the CIA picnic. Unfortunately, Hayley ends up getting into a fight with Stan's boss, Bullock, which makes Stan think his chances for the promotion are ruined. But when Stan goes to Bullock's house to apologize for Hayley's behavior, he's shocked to discover Bullock's new woman.moreless
    • 9/17/06
      8.8
      Stan realizes his own weight problem after he criticizes Steve about his new, overweight girlfriend, so he goes overboard with exercising, and develops anorexia. Steve realizes that his overweight girlfriend is the root of his father's problems, and he has to make a hard choice in an effort to save his father's life.moreless
    • The Magnificent Steven
      Season 2 - Episode 22
      5/13/07
      8.8
      After Stan is prosecuted for sending contaminated cattle to a slaughterhouse, he says that it began as a quest to make a man out of Steve. Meanwhile, Roger sparks a cat fight between Francine and Hayley, for reasons of his own.
    • American Stepdad
      Season 8 - Episode 4
      11/18/12
      8.8

      Stan invites his widowed mother to move in, but regrets it when she starts to connect with Roger.

    • Four Little Words
      Season 2 - Episode 19
      4/1/07
      8.7
      Stan sets Bullock up on a date with one of Francine's friends. Fearing that Francine will be right about the outcome of the date, Stan goes to great lengths to make sure it goes well by getting everyone drunk. Unfortunately, Bullock accidentally kills the woman, to which Stan frames Francine for the murder in order to keep her from asking so many questions.moreless
    • White Rice
      Season 6 - Episode 5
      11/21/10
      8.7
      After an argument between Stan and Francine breaks out, Stan suggests they go see a counselor, who hypnotizes Francine and reawakens her lifelong dream of being a comedian. Meanwhile, back in Langley Falls, Steve brings home a potential love interest for Klaus.
    • Great Space Roaster
      Season 5 - Episode 9
      5/16/10
      8.7
      It's Roger's birthday, and he begs to be roasted, but when he ends up devastated by the jokes, he vows to pull his life together. Things take a turn for the worse when Roger takes it one step too far, causing the Smith family to go on the run.
    • Unaired Pilot Presentation
      6 minute version of the pilot, in rough drawing, presented by Seth MacFarlane, Matt Barker and Matt Weitzman to the FOX network to sell the series.
    • American Dream Factory
      Season 2 - Episode 15
      1/28/07
      8.7
      When Stan feels like he's not climbing the ladder fast enough at work, he turns to his lifelong ambition of making festive teddy bears. However, when he realizes that making a quick profit takes a lot of work, he resorts to using illegal aliens as cheap labor. Meanwhile, Hayley sees her father's new business model as an atrocity and takes matters into her own hands by calling Uncle Sam.moreless
    • Haylias
      Season 3 - Episode 4
      11/11/07
      8.7
      When Hayley decides to move to France because of imperialistic oppression, Stan will do anything to stop her including revealing the fact that she was brainwashed as a child by the CIA. Feeling desperate, Stan activates her trigger word and gains control over Hayley against the advice of his boss, Bullock. Everything is going fine until Stan remembers that if he doesn’t change Hayley back to normal, there will be deadly consequences for him. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger become private Dick Tracys.moreless
    • Naked to the Limit, One More Time
      Season 8 - Episode 12
      2/17/13
      8.7

      Roger pretends to be Jeff's imaginary friend, so he can freely roam naked around the house with no disguise. But when big-mouth Jeff figures out Roger is an alien, Stan issues an ultimatum: either Roger or Jeff must be killed immediately. Meanwhile, Steve becomes insecure about the shape of his rear end.

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    • Seizures Suit Stanny
      Season 10 - Episode 15
      6/1/15
      8.7

      Stan gets addicted to texting after he hypocritically limits Hayley's texting. Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve get over his fear of diving in public.

    • The Two Hundred
      Season 11 - Episode 10
      3/28/16
      8.7

      A mysterious entity terrorizes the town and separates Stan from his family.

    • There Will Be Bad Blood
      Season 6 - Episode 6
      11/28/10
      8.7
      It's Thanksgiving in Langley Falls, and as usual, Stan invites his half-brother, Rusty, over to show off his cornucopia of wealth and good fortune. But when Stan finds out that Rusty is far wealthier than he led on, Stan tries to take from Rusty what he feels is rightfully his. Things don't go well, and the Smith family nearly loses it all.moreless
    • Now and Gwen
      Season 10 - Episode 5
      11/17/14
      8.7

      Francine's sister Gwen visits, and Hayley feels she has an ulterior motive besides just spending time with the family. Meanwhile, Stan gives Steve lessons in the art of hugging.

    • 100 A.D. (1)
      Season 6 - Episode 1
      10/3/10
      8.7
      As Hayley and Jeff elope, Stan offers a $50,000 reward for anyone who would stop them, with everyone in town trying to claim it, including Steve and Roger as Wheels and the Legman.
    • Finger Lenting Good
      Season 8 - Episode 8
      1/6/13
      8.7

      Francine encourages the family to give up their various vices, but they all get drunk at Roger's Mardi Gras party and enter into a harrowing pact with Bullock. Meanwhile, a pastie is left in the attic, Cinderella-style, and Roger sets out to find the "perfect bosom" on which to place it.

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    • When a Stan Loves a Woman
      Season 2 - Episode 20
      4/29/07
      8.7
      After Stan discovers that Francine has a secret sex garden, he feels like their marriage may be crumbling. Looking to rekindle their romance, Francine asks for a divorce so that Stan can experience life as a bachelor again, and both learn a valuable lesson in love. Meanwhile, addicted to an energy drink, Steve finds himself panhandling in the streets to support his new habit.moreless
    • Son of Stan (2)
      Season 6 - Episode 2
      10/10/10
      8.7
      After Stan creates a clone of Steve, Francine and Stan compete with each other to determine who has better parenting skills. Meanwhile, Roger tracks down the AWOL bride and groom in Thailand.
    • The People vs. Martin Sugar
      Season 6 - Episode 7
      12/5/10
      8.7
      If there's one thing that Stan Smith loves, it's a good jury trial. He anxiously awaits his annual jury summons. But when Roger is the defendant in the trial where Stan is the foreman, he is finally in a position to make Roger accountable for his misdeeds. Meanwhile, Jeff and Hayley move in with the Smiths, and Francine tries to get Jeff to clean up his act.moreless
    • Weiner of Our Discontent
      Season 4 - Episode 11
      5/3/09
      8.7
      Stan has had enough of Roger's antics! When he calls Roger out, Roger claims he has been sent to Earth to determine the fate of mankind. Stan challenges him to prove it, and is tickled pink when he learns Roger's real purpose for being on Earth. Roger struggles to get a grip on reality until a fateful turn of events helps put things in perspective.moreless
    • Stanny Tendergrass
      Season 7 - Episode 9
      1/29/12
      8.7

      When Stan finally has enough money to afford a membership at the golf club he has worked at for the past thirty summers, his hard work and perseverance prove to be futile when the club gives a membership to Steve first. However, things are not all what they seem when Stan realizes who the club owner really is.

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    • Camp Refoogee
      Season 2 - Episode 5
      9/10/06
      8.7
      When Stan tries to trick Steve into attending summer camp, things go horribly wrong and Steve ends up in a refugee camp. However, Stan, being the eternal optimist, joins Steve and manages to stage a camp Olympics between the refugees and the rebel faction living across the river.
    • Surro-Gate
      Season 3 - Episode 6
      12/2/07
      8.7
      When Francine decides to be a surrogate for her gay neighbors Terry and Greg, Stan's Republican blood boils. Although he pretends to be happy, when the baby is born, Stan kidnaps her and heads to the Nebraska border, where gay couples have no rights. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger pull a Howard Hughes and become reclusive after they think Klaus is out to get them.moreless
    • DeLorean Story-An
      Season 4 - Episode 9
      4/19/09
      8.7
      Stan is excited about finally building his dream car: a DeLorean. Francine encourages him to include Steve, so the two take a road trip in search of doors for the sports car. The trip veers off-track when there is a mad dash across the country to get the last set of doors available.moreless
    • Spelling Bee My Baby
      Season 8 - Episode 14
      3/24/13
      8.7

      Francine discovers Steve's special talent that will help him get into a great school: spelling. But when she fears that Steve is being distracted by Akiko, she takes drastic measures to ensure victory at the Pearl Bailey High School Spelling Bee. Meanwhile, Stan and Roger want Hayley to line-judge their badminton game.

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    • A Smith in the Hand
      Season 1 - Episode 9
      9/18/05
      8.6
      When Steve brings home a permission slip to take sex ed at school, Stan flips out and demands to teach it himself. However, after Stan unrealistically explains the birds and the bees to Steve, he gets into an accident that causes him to take matters into his own hands. Meanwhile, Roger becomes a bartender in hopes of making something of himself.moreless
    • Roger 'n Me
      Season 2 - Episode 1
      4/23/06
      8.6
      When Stan goes to Atlantic City for a bachelor party and is shunned by his so-called best friend, Roger steps in and becomes Stan's new sidekick. Their friendship goes to a whole new level, but when they return home and face Francine, Stan realizes that what happens in Atlantic City doesn't necessarily stay there. Meanwhile, Hayley and Steve team up to break up a good-looking couple.moreless
    • Stan's Night Out
      Season 4 - Episode 13
      5/17/09
      8.6
      Stan leaves Francine at home to go out with the boys, but guys' night out goes from wild to reckless when Stan finds himself in one compromising situation after another. Meanwhile, Roger and Hayley use their charm and looks to attract a frat boy.
    • Wife Insurance
      Season 4 - Episode 8
      3/29/09
      8.6
      When Stan gets kidnapped in Colombia, Francine fears he's gone for good. Stan finally reappears unharmed, but the real trouble erupts in the Smith household when he admits that he has a plan to marry his dentist if Francine dies before him. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger play detective duo "Wheels and the Legman."moreless
    • Hayley Smith, Seal Team Six
      Season 11 - Episode 3
      2/8/16
      8.6

      When the family accuses Hayley of being too much of a pessimist, she has Roger hypnotize her into mentally regressing her back into her more pleasant six-year-old self. Meanwhile, Steve and his friends buy a slow cooker.

    • The Boring Identity
      Season 8 - Episode 16
      4/21/13
      8.6

      While on a CIA operation in Florida, where the "real" Osama bin Laden is running a novelty restaurant, Stan has an accident and develops amnesia, so Francine takes the opportunity to mold him into the perfect husband. Meanwhile, to earn some extra cash, Steve helps out Roger on his paper route, where he becomes seduced by the dark side of the business.

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    • Francine's Flashback
      Season 1 - Episode 4
      5/15/05
      8.6
      When Stan forgets his anniversary, he arranges to have 20 hours of Francine's memory erased, but the CIA temp on duty accidentally erases 20 years. Francine, having reverted to her wild child days, moves into her old apartment with Hayley as a roommate, and ends up going to a festival with Hayley's boyfriend. Meanwhile, Steve asks a good-looking girl out, but needs his wingman, Roger, to "jump on a grenade" for him and date her ugly cousin.moreless
    • 1600 Candles
      Season 3 - Episode 16
      9/28/08
      8.6
      The Smith family gets ready to celebrate Roger's big 1-6-double-0, but are sidetracked by Steve's horrifying announcement that he's going through puberty! With the wounds still fresh from Hayley going through "the change" in their minds, Stan and Francine use experimental medicine to try and bypass the growing pains of having another teenager with raging hormones.moreless
    • An Apocalypse to Remember
      Season 2 - Episode 18
      3/25/07
      8.6
      Stan arrives late to a CIA nuclear drill and thinks it's real. He decides to move the family into the mountains to survive the apocalypse. Even though he realizes his error, he begins to enjoy the attention that he gets from the family so much that he doesn't tell them the truth. However, when the family meets a mountain man and learns the truth, Stan has some explaining to do.moreless
    • Stan's Food Restaurant
      Season 6 - Episode 4
      11/14/10
      8.6
      Stan is ecstatic when Roger offers to help him live out his lifelong dream of opening a restaurant to rival his favorite childhood haunt... until their different visions for what the eatery should be cause havoc. Meanwhile, Steve meets Ashley, the new girl in school who invites him over while her parents are out of town.moreless
    • Lincoln Lover
      Season 2 - Episode 8
      11/5/06
      8.6
      Stan has his heart set on speaking at the Republican National Convention on behalf of the Langley chapter, but when they pass him up for another candidate, he accepts the only endorsement he gets from the local chapter of Gay Republicans. While the people around him disapprove of his new lifestyle choice, Stan decides to follow his heart to speak on their behalf.moreless
    • 9/24/06
      8.6
      Stan loses his confidence, and his job, when a car salesman gets the best of him in a negotiation. Meanwhile, Roger and Steve set up a makeshift drive-in to try to get to first base with popular schoolgirls.
    • Bully For Steve
      Season 5 - Episode 7
      4/25/10
      8.6
      Roger studies crime scene photography; Stan bullies Steve in hopes of toughening him up.
    • Jenny Fromdabloc
      Season 6 - Episode 16
      4/17/11
      8.6
      After Snot professes his love for Hayley and gets shot down, Steve and Roger devise a plan to cheer him up. Roger dresses up as Steve's cousin from New Jersey, Jenny Fromdabloc, and Snot falls hard for her. Meanwhile, Stan wants to live like a gentleman of the 1960s, complete with dark suits and dry martinis.moreless
    • Roger Codger
      Season 1 - Episode 5
      6/5/05
      8.6
      Stan invites his boss over for dinner, but the Smith family fears getting caught hiding Roger. After a close-call, Roger goes into a coma, making everyone thinking he's dead. After the family disposes of his body, Roger tries to get back home, but he ends up in another risky situation with the CIA.moreless
    • G-String Circus
      Season 4 - Episode 21
      11/29/09
      8.6
      Upset that Hayley no longer wants his advice, Stan decides to prove that she is missing out on his sage counseling. After meeting a stripper on an important CIA mission, Stan takes it upon himself to improve her life and show Hayley that his advice works. But when he opens a new business, hoping to prove Hayley wrong, he finds himself dancing for cash to cover up his failures.moreless
    • 5/11/08
      8.6
      Officially declared dead after an accident with a pudding truck, Stan comes back to life to realize his dream of leaving a legacy on the world and begins to excavate his home in search of Ollie North's "Contra"-band buried treasure. As the search for gold goes "North," life at home heads south as Hayley turns to body-piercing, Steve creates a robotic girlfriend and Roger files for sexual harassment.moreless
    • A Langley Falls talk show outs Francine as "Baby Franny," the toddler who was once rescued from a well by a heroic fireman. Then, on the anniversary of her rescue, she falls down the well again and makes a shocking discovery. Meanwhile, Stan and Roger have an entrepreneurial "eureka!" moment when they think of the world's next game-changing business opportunity - male stripper shoes.

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    • Tears of a Clooney
      Season 2 - Episode 4
      5/14/06
      8.6
      When Francine's birthday brings back haunting memories of a celebrity film moment stolen by George Clooney, Francine's new dream is to destroy the star. But when she tries to win Clooney's heart with the intention of breaking it, Stan actually falls for him and sabotages the plan. Meanwhile, back at home, Roger builds a vineyard and starts up a private sweat shop of foster children.moreless
    • Man in the Moonbounce
      Season 4 - Episode 18
      11/8/09
      8.6
      Steve must become the man of the house when Stan re-lives his childhood.
    • Virtual In-Stanity
      Season 7 - Episode 5
      11/20/11
      8.6

      Stan makes a desperate attempt to bond with his son by creating a busty blonde bombshell.

    • Finances With Wolves
      Season 1 - Episode 18
      1/29/06
      8.6
      After receiving a hefty bonus from work, Stan buys extravagant gadgets while Francine pleads for her dream kiosk. Upset about his lack of support, Francine opens a muffin shop without his approval and gives Stan a taste of life without a housewife. In a desperate move, Stan puts Klaus' brain back into a human body – only to discover it was a huge mistake as Klaus tries to win over Francine. Meanwhile, Steve is convinced he's a teen wolf after watching a horror film.moreless
    • Dungeons and Wagons
      Season 2 - Episode 9
      11/12/06
      8.6
      After Francine tells Stan she's looking for excitement in their marriage, Stan gets in the driver's seat and becomes involved in drag racing to spice things up. Meanwhile, Hayley breaks up with her boyfriend, Jeff, who is emotionally crushed until he joins Steve's world of online gaming. When Hayley finds out, she tries to sabotage their fun.moreless
    • Of Ice and Men
      Season 2 - Episode 11
      11/26/06
      8.6
      When Francine discovers Stan's secret, decades-old passion for competitive figure skating, she decides to be supportive and becomes his pairs partner until Stan's competitive nature gets the best of him and he ditches her for a new partner. Meanwhile, Steve's classmate Snot finds new respect among his peers when he parades his mail-order bride around the playground.moreless
    • A Jones for a Smith
      Season 5 - Episode 2
      1/31/10
      8.6
      Stan puts down liberal social programs because he thinks they're a waste of money and gives Francine a hard time for lending a helping hand at the local homeless shelter. When Stan develops a nasty addiction and needs help, he suddenly has a change of heart.
    • Moon Over Isla Island
      Season 4 - Episode 15
      10/4/09
      8.6
      Stan has to convince the dictator of Isla Island to sign a treaty in order to get a promotion at work. When Stan meets the General and accidentally kills him, he gets Roger to pose as the leader of the small island nation. However, Roger takes his persona too far and Stan has to rescue him from an impending revolution. Meanwhile, Steve and Snot become competitive to see who can get farther with the other's mom.moreless
    • Home Adrone
      Season 4 - Episode 16
      10/11/09
      8.6
      Steve and his friends find and play with what they think is a video game in his father's study, but they really activate a CIA drone.
    • 1/3/10
      8.6
      When Francine demands that Stan get rid of his gas-guzzling SUV because it's draining the family of money, he hatches a plan with Roger at the local horse track to avoid giving up his ride. Meanwhile, it's up to Steve and his friends to help out an old friend.
    • Meter Made
      Season 3 - Episode 1
      10/7/07
      8.5
      In order to be taken more seriously and to be a somebody, Stan becomes a meter maid who seems to have all of the power. Now he's getting the best tables at restaurants, pocketing quarters from meters and impressing Francine with his prowess. But, when Turlington from Parking Internal Affairs pays him a visit, Stan realizes crime and this lifestyle don't pay. Meanwhile, Hayley poses nude for a college art class and is surprised to see Roger there.moreless
    • Brains, Brains, and Automobiles
      Season 4 - Episode 17
      10/18/09
      8.5
      When Hayley and Steve leave for their respective summers of fun, Francine looks forward to her newfound alone time with Stan.
    • The 42-Year-Old Virgin
      Season 3 - Episode 5
      11/18/07
      8.5
      While playing poker with the guys, Stan is found to be a virgin. Not in the traditional way, but in that he's never killed anyone. Roger and the guys help Stan bust his killing cherry.
    • Stanny Boy and Frantastic
      Season 6 - Episode 10
      1/23/11
      8.5
      When Stan and Francine meet a young couple, Tom and Cami, their predictable lives get a shot of adrenaline as they do their best to keep up with the younger couple's crazy and adventurous lifestyle. But it isn't long before Stan and Francine struggle to keep up and come up with a plan to slow Tom and Cami down permanently.moreless
    • Season's Beatings
      Season 7 - Episode 7
      12/11/11
      8.5

      Father Donovan holds a Christmas play at the mall and casts Stan as Santa Claus and Roger as Jesus. But after the two get in a fight and cause a scene, Stan is kicked out of the church. Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff adopt a child who turns out to be possessed.

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    • Home Wrecker
      Season 6 - Episode 17
      5/8/11
      8.5

      Stan and Francine fight over how to redecorate the house. It goes so far that they split the house down the middle and try to live without each other. Principal Lewis uses Barry's card counting skills, and takes the boys out to a casino to exploit it.

    • Bar Mitzvah Shuffle
      Season 4 - Episode 7
      3/22/09
      8.5
      Steve and the gang sabotage a stuck-up kid's bar mitzvah after he hits on Steve's girlfriend, Debbie. But when Snot gets wrongly accused of stealing the kid's bar mitzvah money, he must answer to the Rabbi and his own celebration is in jeopardy. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine pitch a cell phone idea to Verizon, but the plan gets fuzzy when they can't deliver the goods.moreless
    • Return of the Bling
      Season 5 - Episode 4
      2/21/10
      8.5
      When Stan admits that his heroes include Ronald Reagan and the 1980 U.S. Olympic Hockey Team, including Michael Eruzione and Rob McClanahan, Roger confesses that he played on the team as Chex LeMeneux. But when Roger comes clean that he took steroids to win, they both lose. Meanwhile, Reginald tries to win over Hayley by taking her to a concert.moreless
    • I Can't Stan You
      Season 2 - Episode 21
      5/6/07
      8.5
      When Stan brings home CIA equipment designed to eavesdrop on conversations, he finds out that his neighbors don't think too highly of him. In retaliation, Stan has the entire neighborhood evicted so that he can live free of any criticism. However, when an unexpected friend comes to his rescue, he realizes that gossip is a two-way street.moreless
    • You Debt Your Life
      Season 6 - Episode 12
      2/20/11
      8.5
      When Stan and Roger disagree over a recent string of events, Roger moves out of the house in protest but is quickly replaced by another warm body. After Roger learns of the replacement roomie, the two of them battle for Stan's affection. Meanwhile, Steve gets a new job at school that allows him to do a little self-promotion over the P.A. system.moreless
    • All About Steve
      Season 1 - Episode 10
      9/25/05
      8.5
      When the CIA organizes a father-son baseball game, Stan is determined to show his co-workers that his son is masculine and athletic. Unfortunately, Steve is a geek, so Stan decides to lie and ditches him. But after getting a taste of his own treatment at work, Stan turns to Steve and his sci-fi knowledge to help capture a cyber-terrorist. Meanwhile, Roger goes incognito in a desperate attempt to interact with humans.moreless
    • Bush Comes to Dinner
      Season 2 - Episode 14
      1/7/07
      8.5
      When Stan enters an essay contest to have his personal hero, President Bush, come over for dinner, he is overcome with joy when the President arrives at his doorstep. However, not everyone in the Smith family shares Stan's excitement. Hayley tries to drill President Bush on the Iraq war, and Steve and Roger attempt to convince him that they've found Osama Bin Laden, but instead get him drunk. Stan tries to save the President from public humiliation, while Hayley revels in his fall from glory.moreless
    • Oedipal Panties
      Season 3 - Episode 10
      1/27/08
      8.5
      When Stan’s mom gets dumped for the umpteenth time by a boyfriend, she comes running to Stan for support. Feeling threatened by her always-visiting mother-in-law, Francine is determined to cut Stan’s umbilical cord and figure out what keeps going wrong with the men in her life. Like a regular Cagney & Lacey, Francine and Roger go undercover to solve the case. Meanwhile, Klaus gives Steve the ick.moreless
    • The Bitchin' Race
      Season 12 - Episode 16
      7/31/17
      8.5
    • Ninety North, Zero West
      Season 12 - Episode 7
      12/19/16
      8.5
    • Homeland Insecurity
      Season 1 - Episode 6
      6/12/05
      8.5
      Francine decides to throw a block party to get in touch with the neighborhood. Stan learns his new neighbors are Iranian and immediately suspects that they are terrorists. To prepare Steve for living near terrorists, Stan makes Steve join a group of scouts, who turn out to be trouble makers. Roger is convinced he possesses hidden alien powers and is determined to find out what they are.moreless
    • The Kidney Stays in the Picture
      Season 7 - Episode 16
      4/1/12
      8.5

      Stan discovers that Francine was unfaithful one night before she and Stan married. With the possibility that Hayley may not be his biological daughter, he travels back in time to find out who the mystery dad might be. But when he inadvertently disrupts the events of the past, he must do everything to avoid changing the future.

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    • Deacon Stan, Jesus Man
      Season 1 - Episode 7
      6/19/05
      8.5
      Stan goes to great lengths to compete against his rival, Chuck White, and become the new deacon of their church. Meanwhile, Steve is falling in love with Chuck's daughter, Betsy. Roger is going through his reproductive cycle, causing him to lactate, ultimately complicating matters for Stan and Steve.
    • Con Heir
      Season 1 - Episode 11
      10/2/05
      8.5
      When Stan's father passes away, Stan reveals his real father is actually Jack Smith, a super suave spy. Jack convinces Stan to quit the CIA and work with him at the Scarlet Alliance, an ultra-secret spy group. Francine is upset with Stan, who is busy training with Jack for a mission involving uranium, artwork and terrorists. But when the FBI shows up at the Smiths' house looking for an international jewel thief, Francine suspects Jack is the fake.moreless
    • The Vacation Goo
      Season 2 - Episode 24
      9/30/07
      8.5
      When Francine discovers that all of their family vacations have been artificially created memories, she gets very angry and demands a real vacation. However, when the vacation seems too good to be true, Francine is convinced it's the work of the CIA and causes the family to suffer the consequences. Meanwhile, Roger attempts to become the greatest actor who ever lived.moreless
    • In Country... Club
      Season 4 - Episode 14
      9/27/09
      8.5
      When Steve is selected to sing the national anthem at the Langley Falls Veterans' Day celebration, he gets some heat from Stan who doesn't think he's ready for such an undertaking. Unimpressed with Steve's vocal talents, Stan decides Steve needs to experience real war in order to sing about our country's military prowess. But things quickly go south when Roger gets involved and Steve goes bananas.moreless
    • Frannie 911
      Season 3 - Episode 8
      1/6/08
      8.5
      After a big fight between Stan and Roger, Francine comes up with a plan to try and reunite the pair. Hoping to show Roger that Stan still cares about him, Francine fakes Roger's kidnapping, but when Stan never shows up to pay the ransom, it forces Roger to rethink the way he treats people.moreless
    • The Devil Wears a Lapel Pin
      Season 11 - Episode 7
      3/7/16
      8.5

      When Stan is in charge of the CIA calendar, Hayley sets out to destroy it out of spite for him not showing her any praise. Meanwhile, Roger fakes his own death when he gets into a heavy credit card debt.

    • Anchorfran
      Season 11 - Episode 9
      3/21/16
      8.5

      Francine tries to help news anchor Greg deal with a breakup. Also, Roger grows obsessed with a fictional boy from an old game.

    • Phantom of the Telethon
      Season 3 - Episode 22
      11/30/08
      8.5
      When the CIA's budget gets cut, Roger suggests that Stan hold a telethon to raise funds. When Stan takes credit for the brilliant idea, Roger does everything in his power to sabotage it.
    • Daddy Queerest
      Season 4 - Episode 12
      5/10/09
      8.5
      Neighbors Terry and Greg are nervous when Terry's father, football great Tank Bates, announces that he will be coming to town for a visit. Terry is worried because his dad doesn't know he's gay, has a baby or lives with his partner. Meanwhile, Steve goes on a drunken bender and learns the meaning of the phrase beer goggles.moreless
    • License to Till
      Season 6 - Episode 15
      4/10/11
      8.5
      When Steve has trouble crossing over into the "cool kids" social circle, Klaus and Roger place their bets to see how quickly Roger can make him cool. Everything they try backfires until Steve becomes the in-crowds designated driver. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine take turns pranking each other.
    • Stan of Arabia (2)
      Season 1 - Episode 13
      11/13/05
      8.5
      As the Smiths continue to live in Saudi Arabia, Stan is fully enjoying the male-dominated society, while the rest of the family struggles with the different social norms. Meanwhile, Francine’s musical exposé on gender roles gets her into trouble, and a brush with death leads the Smiths to return to the United States.moreless
    • Helping Handis
      Season 2 - Episode 2
      4/30/06
      8.5
      Stan wants Steve to be popular and goes to desperate measures giving him steroids to make him bigger, better, and part of the in-crowd at school. But when the steroids have an unexpected side effect, Steve gets a lot more attention than anyone expected. Meanwhile, after Hayley makes a movie about Francine's life as a housewife, Francine is determined to start a new career as a doctor.moreless
    • School Lies
      Season 6 - Episode 14
      4/3/11
      8.5
      In an attempt to advance in the CIA, Stan begins playing golf with Senator Buckingham. Things are going well until Roger accidentally sells the senator's daughter to a drug lord, forcing Stan to choose between family and his career.
    • Stan of Arabia (1)
      Season 1 - Episode 12
      11/6/05
      8.4
      Stan has to throw a party for his boss and assumes his wife Francine will do all the work, but she refuses. With Stan as party planner, the event turns into a disaster. As a result, Stan’s boss relocates Stan and his family to Saudi Arabia, where they quickly get a taste of life on foreign ground. As American and Arabian social norms clash, gender wars heat up.moreless
    • 12/18/05
      8.4
      As Stan continues to dominate the household, Francine finds herself idolizing a group of women who seem to have it all. She tries to impress them and even lies in order to gain acceptance into their group, until she realizes they aren’t as perfect as they seem. Meanwhile, loyalties are tested when Stan gets a new best friend.moreless
    • Irregarding Steve
      Season 2 - Episode 12
      12/10/06
      8.4
      When Roger helps Steve see that his father isn't as smart as he always believed, the power-hungry pair set their sights on fame and fortune in New York City. It doesn't take long for Roger to lose everything on Wall Street, and Steve contemplates prostitution after Jon Stewart shoots down his comedy routine. Meanwhile, the rest of the family is certain that the two have just run away to the tree house, so when it explodes in a lightning storm, they are devastated, but console themselves with Steve's college fund.moreless
    • Every Which Way But Lose
      Season 4 - Episode 10
      4/26/09
      8.4
      Steve joins a junior football team to make Stan proud. However, when a hyper-competitive Stan assumes the position of head coach, Steve gets kicked off the team for not being good enough. Out for revenge, Steve and Roger recruit a new team of misfits who threaten Stan's perfect season. Meanwhile, Francine and Hayley compete for a blue ribbon at the Langley County Fair.moreless
    • Roy Rogers McFreely
      Season 4 - Episode 5
      3/8/09
      8.4
      When Stan forgets to pick up grenadine at the grocery store, Roger goes ballistic and vows to get him back by taking over a project close to Stan's heart - the Homeowner's Association. When Roy Rogers McFreely is appointed chairman of the association and starts to abuse his power, Stan, Hayley and Steve lead the opposition to preserve the small town's "American" values and take the community back from "the man."moreless
    • Camp Campawanda
      Camp Campawanda
      Season 12 - Episode 13
      4/13/17
      8.4

      Super-patriotic Stan Smith leads the all-American family in this animated sitcom filled with wild and crazy extremes. Everyday life is taken to the limit as Stan applies the same drastic measures used in his job at the CIA to his home life.

    • Rough Trade
      Season 1 - Episode 17
      1/8/06
      8.4
      After Stan and Roger have a rough day, they get into a fight that leads to a "Freaky Friday"-type switcheroo where they get a taste of life in each other's shoes. But after the excitement of a new life stales, they face each other's problems as Roger is under pressure at work and Stan yearns to be needed. The swap gets out of hand as the family starts to crumble.moreless
    • Jack's Back
      Season 4 - Episode 6
      3/15/09
      8.4
      Steve signs Stan up for a father-son bike tournament, but the plan veers off-track when Stan admits that his father never taught him how to ride a bike. Determined to make things better, Steve helps reconcile Stan with his convict father. Meanwhile, Hayley needs internship credit for school, so Roger hires her to bartend at his makeshift bar in the attic.moreless
    • Ricky Spanish
      Season 7 - Episode 17
      5/6/12
      8.4

      Roger rediscovers his alter-ego "Ricky Spanish," an infamous character who remains the most despised man in town. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine are in for a surprise when their sponsored child from Africa shows up on their doorstep.

    • A.T. The Abusive Terrestrial
      Season 2 - Episode 16
      2/11/07
      8.4
      When Roger is rejected by Steve, who seems to be over him, Roger heads out in search of a new human companion. But when this new friend starts to abuse Roger and the relationship turns into a lot of excuses and sorry's, Steve and Hayley scheme to get Roger out of the bad relationship and back home where he belongs. Meanwhile, Stan tours the Mr. Pibb factory and meets the man himself.moreless
    • West to Mexico
      Season 12 - Episode 22
      9/11/17
      8.4
    • Stannie Get Your Gun
      Season 1 - Episode 14
      11/20/05
      8.4
      Francine insists that Stan and Hayley spend an entire day together, after their arguments drive her crazy, so they can work out their differences about gun control. However, her plan backfires when he takes Hayley to the "National Gun Association Land," where their conflicting opinions about gun control drive them even further apart. Back home, Roger schemes to get revenge on Steve for eating one of his cookies by convincing him that he's adopted.moreless
    • Love, AD Style
      Season 8 - Episode 1
      9/30/12
      8.4

      Roger opens a crooner's bar in the Smith family's attic and recruits Hayley as his main entertainer. Soon, all of Langley Falls becomes enthralled by her singing voice - including Roger, who takes his crush on Hayley a bit too far. Meanwhile, Stan tries to prove his manhood by negotiating a good deal on a new car.

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    • An Incident at Owl Creek
      Season 5 - Episode 8
      5/9/10
      8.4
      In preparation for a neighborhood pool party, Stan tells his family to get in tip-top shape. But when an accident ruins the Smith family name, a humiliated Stan fakes his family's deaths and moves everyone out of Langley Falls to escape his shame.
    • Bazooka Steve
      Season 12 - Episode 12
      5/29/17
      8.4

      Driven by machismo and the American dream, he often is blind to how horribly he fails at his attempts. This father might not know best, but he never stops trying.

    • Stan Knows Best
      Season 1 - Episode 3
      5/8/05
      8.3
      Hayley comes home from a Green Party rally with her hair dyed green, instigating a fight with Stan. While she's sleeping, Stan cuts her hair (for her own good, of course). After learning of what Stan did, a wigged Hayley defies her father yet again by moving into the van of her new boyfriend. When Stan cuts her off financially, she gets a job as a waitress in a strip club, which pushes Stan right off the edge. Meanwhile, Steve tries to pass Roger off as his disfigured sister in order to cop a feel with a female classmate.moreless
    • Star Trek
      Season 1 - Episode 15
      11/27/05
      8.3
      Steve becomes a famous author, and the entire family gets caught up in his celebrity, including Stan, who becomes an unbearable "stage parent." After Steve hooks up with an agent, he abandons his family to lead a "Cribs" lifestyle.
    • Gorillas in the Mist
      Season 6 - Episode 19
      5/22/11
      8.3
      Stan spends some quality father-son time with Steve at the local zoo, but things go horribly wrong when Steve slips into a gorilla exhibit. Meanwhile, Roger bets Hayley that he can become a great Country singer and sets out to write the most heartbreaking song of all time.
    • Less Money, Mo' Problems
      Season 7 - Episode 15
      3/25/12
      8.3

      After losing patience with Hayley and Jeff for their freeloading ways, Stan bets the young couple that he and Francine can live on minimum wage for a month. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger embark on a mission to test drive the car of their dreams.

    • The Unincludeds
      Season 11 - Episode 11
      4/11/16
      8.3

      Futures are altered when Steve and Snot host a party for the uncool kids. Also, Roger tangles with a waitress who doesn't compliment his order, and Stan and Francine embark on a vacation in Bosnia.

    • Big Trouble in Little Langley
      Season 3 - Episode 3
      11/4/07
      8.3

      When Francine's adopted parents stop by for an unannounced stay, Stan is furious that they refuse to assimilate to his "man of the house" ways. After he unsuccessfully tries to give them the boot, he is convinced that finding Francine's birth parents will change things. Meanwhile, Steve tries to live to the extreme in order to get to second base with the class hottie.

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    • Flirting with Disaster
      Season 6 - Episode 18
      5/15/11
      8.3
      Francine gets a job at Stan's office, which cramps Stan's style and his ability to flirt with co-workers. When Francine retaliates with a little flirting of her own, war breaks out at work.
    • Stan Time
      Season 4 - Episode 2
      2/8/09
      8.3
      Stan is ecstatic when a co-worker gives him pills that allow him to stay up all night but feel like he slept for eight hours.
    • A Piñata Named Desire
      Season 6 - Episode 11
      2/13/11
      8.3
      With a flair for the dramatic, Roger invites Stan to attend one of his acting classes. However, tempers flare when they both audition for the same role, leaving them to duke it out for top dog. Meanwhile, Steve and his friends get into a pillow fight when they try to plan the greatest slumber party ever.moreless
    • Blagsnarst, a Love Story
      Season 9 - Episode 23
      9/21/14
      8.3

      A female alien is discovered in the woods by Francine and Roger, who begins a relationship with her, but quickly tires of her many quirks and eccentricities.

    • N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed)
      Season 11 - Episode 4
      2/15/16
      8.3

      Steve attends work with Stan and is introduced to the National Security Agency; and Hayley bags being a vegetarian and eats meat for a day.

    • A Ward Show
      Season 7 - Episode 3
      11/6/11
      8.3

      Roger becomes Steve's legal guardian, but gets a little overzealous in the parenting department when he gets the principal fired. After getting beat up by the other teachers at the school, Steve decides to run away. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine attempt to make waves after discovering that their vacation at the biggest water park in the world fails to get their hearts pumping.

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    • The One That Got Away
      Season 3 - Episode 17
      10/5/08
      8.3
      When Roger discovers that someone has maxed out his credit card, he is certain it is identify theft and is determined to bring down the crook. After playing "Matlock" for a few days and dishing out some street justice, he realizes things are not quite right and seem all too familiar.moreless
    • Gifted Me Liberty
      Gifted Me Liberty
      Season 11 - Episode 20
      6/13/16
      8.3

      Stan undertakes a mission to uncover who neglected to bring a gift to the CIA's Secret Santa party; and good-guy Steve fills in as boyfriend to several female classmates.

    • Shallow Vows
      Season 4 - Episode 19
      11/15/09
      8.2
      Upset that Francine has let herself go, Stan takes drastic measures when she asks him to renew their wedding vows.
    • Fart-break Hotel
      Season 6 - Episode 9
      1/16/11
      8.2
      After Roger releases lethal gas into the Smith residence, the family moves into a hotel while the fumes clear. With no housework to do, Francine finds herself with a lot of free time on her hands. After befriending the hotel concierge, she soon finds herself working in the construction business, but realizes that perhaps she is better suited for family life.moreless
    • It's Good to be the Queen
      Season 1 - Episode 19
      2/26/06
      8.2
      Because of a past incident at his own prom, where he was lured into a dance with the homecoming queen only to have a pile of pigs dropped on him, Stan wants revenge by showing off that he married a homecoming queen, Francine. A proud Stan accompanies Francine to her reunion, but when they find out that two ballots were lost and that Francine didn’t actually win the crown, Stan is devastated. Meanwhile, a dejected Steve is “saved” by a pizza delivery man with a Messianic message.moreless
    • Live and Let Fry
      Season 4 - Episode 4
      3/1/09
      8.2
      When Langley Falls implements a ban on trans fats, Stan finds himself legally separated from his favorite foods. He sets a poor example for the rest of the family when he blatantly disregards the law by crossing county lines and using Steve as a trans-fatty food mule to satisfy his own gluttonous desires.moreless
    • The Long Bomb
      Season 12 - Episode 18
      8/14/17
      8.2

      Super-patriotic Stan Smith leads the all-American family in this animated sitcom filled with wild and crazy extremes.

    • Roger's Baby
      Season 12 - Episode 6
      12/12/16
      8.2
    • Holy S***, Jeff's Back!
      Holy S***, Jeff's Back!
      Season 10 - Episode 13
      5/18/15
      8.2

      Jeff returns from space, allegedly. Elsewhere, Steve looks after Snot's hamster.

    • Standard Deviation
      Season 11 - Episode 22
      6/27/16
      8.2
    • Garbage Stan
      Season 12 - Episode 20
      8/28/17
      8.2

      Stan and Steve open up their own father-son garbage business after Stan inherits his father's old truck. Roger finds Hayley is a natural at bumper pool.

    • Chimdale
      Season 4 - Episode 1
      1/25/09
      8.1
      When Steve suffers indignities in school because of the back brace he must wear for his scoliosis, Stan confides in him that he wears a wig to cover his baldness. Meanwhile, Roger invites both Francine and Hayley to a posh spa even though he has only two passes, so he sneaks in Hayley in a suitcase, raising the suspicions of the house detective.moreless
    • Choosey Wives Choose Smith
      Season 3 - Episode 19
      11/2/08
      8.1
      Stan becomes jealous when he finds out Francine was once engaged to a pilot whose plane crashed. Little does she know that her lost love is still alive, but when Stan and Roger track him down, Francine is forced to choose between the two men.
    • Escape From Pearl Bailey
      Season 3 - Episode 20
      11/9/08
      8.1
      Steve plots his revenge against all the popular girls at school who tease losers, including his ex-girlfriend Debbie.
    • Family Affair
      Season 4 - Episode 3
      2/15/09
      8.1
      When the Smiths try to plan a family game night, Roger is full of excuses about prior commitments. However, when he is caught in a lie, the Smiths feel stabbed in the back when they realize Roger has been cheating on them with other families. Stan, Francine, Hayley and Steve go on the offensive to teach Roger a lesson about monogamy until Roger has a breakthrough about why he isn't a one family kind-of-guy.moreless
    • Family Plan
      Season 12 - Episode 17
      8/7/17
      8.1
    • Stan goes undercover as a surfer. Meanwhile, Steve strikes up a friendship with a drifter; Hayley might be pregnant; and Roger is determined to bring the World Cup to his backyard.

    • Pilot (American Dad!)
      Season 1 - Episode 1
      2/6/05
      8.1
      Stan Smith uses his CIA skills to help 13-year-old son Steve win class president and the heart of the hottest girl in class, Lisa Silver. But when being class president makes Steve mad with power, Stan must jump in to save the day. Meanwhile, Roger, the alien Stan saved from Area 51, helps 18-year-old Hayley with her school paper. In return, she hooks him up with boatloads of junk food to curb his sweet tooth. Unfortunately, some Chocodiles send him over the edge and a sugar crash prohibits him from finishing one of her papers, forcing Hayley to pick up the pieces. And Klaus, the goldfish with the brain of a German guy, pines after mother Francine. Unfortunately for Klaus, the closest he'll ever get to a date with her is the spin cycle with her sports bra.moreless
    • Stan-Dan Deliver
      Season 11 - Episode 8
      3/14/16
      8.0

      Roger serves as a teacher at Steve's school, involving himself with underprivileged kids. Elsewhere, Stan decides to stay at a retirement home.

    • One Little Word
      Season 3 - Episode 18
      10/19/08
      8.0
      When Stan becomes his boss' go-to guy, he feels like he can't say no to anything including outrageous personal requests. But when Francine gets roped into the annoying ordeal and her romantic Valentine's Day get-away is ruined, she lays down the law and forces Stan to say "NO".
    • Pulling Double Booty
      Season 3 - Episode 21
      11/16/08
      8.0
      Hayley breaks up with her boyfriend and ends up in the arms of Stan's body double from the CIA, but things get really bizarre when the body double starts hitting on Francine.
    • Next of Pin
      Season 11 - Episode 21
      6/20/16
      8.0
    • The Worst Stan
      Season 7 - Episode 4
      11/13/11
      7.9
      Stan convinces Principal Lewis to marry the school superintendent in order to be the Best Man at their wedding.
    • Fight and Flight
      Season 12 - Episode 2
      11/14/16
      7.9
    • The Nova Centauris-burgh of Tourism Presents: American Dad
    • My Morning Straightjacket
      Season 4 - Episode 20
      11/22/09
      7.9
      After attending a concert with Hayley, Stan becomes obsessed with her music.
    • The Dentist's Wife
      Season 11 - Episode 12
      4/18/16
      7.9
    • Portrait of Francine's Genitals
      Season 12 - Episode 4
      11/28/16
      7.9

      Francine's intimate body part becomes body art and is put on display at a museum.

    • Threat Levels
      Season 1 - Episode 2
      5/1/05
      7.9
      Stan Smith is mad because after getting his wife a job (or "hobby") as a Real Estate agent, she makes more money than him. In the meantime, his daughter Hayley ran a program that helped the homeless, and Stan's son Steve had an idea to have a Bum Fight program. To get back and to try to gain more money than his wife, Stan takes Steve's idea and starts a Bum Fight Night where he takes bets and treats the homeless like wrestlers. But with the homeless petition, Stan has to end up fighting like a homeless man himself.moreless
    • Daesong Heavy Industries
      Season 11 - Episode 15
      5/9/16
      7.8
    • A Nice Night for a Drive
      Season 12 - Episode 10
      4/24/17
      7.8

      After Stan refuses to pay for a life-saving surgery for Klaus, he gets transferred into the navigation system of Stan's car; Steve and friends prank Roger's Frank character and he exacts revenge.

    • Widow's Pique
      Season 11 - Episode 13
      4/25/16
      7.8

      While Stan is off on a mission, Francine decides to act like she's become a widow.

    • Stan's Best Friend
      Season 7 - Episode 14
      3/18/12
      7.8

      Despite Stan's objections, Francine buys Steve the dog he's always wanted. However, when the dog suffers a horrific accident, Stan refuses to take the pup off life support because of a traumatic childhood incident.

    • Roots
      Season 11 - Episode 1
      1/25/16
      7.8

      Stan tries to protect a tree from being chopped down to make way for a stadium while Steve is worried that he might not grow any taller.

    • Kiss Kiss, Cam Cam
      Season 11 - Episode 6
      3/7/16
      7.7
    • The Witches Of Langley
      Season 12 - Episode 9
      4/17/17
      7.7
    • The Enlightenment Of Ragi-baba
      Season 12 - Episode 3
      11/21/16
      7.7
    • Inside the CIA
      This three-minute short is a take-off on CIA training films from the ‘50s. We also get introduced to the Smith family.
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      7.6
    • Blood Crieth Unto Heaven
      Season 8 - Episode 10
      1/27/13
      7.3

      In a tribute to and send-up of the Pulitzer Prize-winning play, "August: Osage County," a dark secret is revealed about the Smith family's past when Francine invites Stan's incarcerated dad, Jack, to Stan's birthday party. Also in this spoof, Roger plays Edna, a maid who nurses Bullock and Hayley's love child. But when Edna falls in love with Bullock, it could mean dire consequences for the kid.

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    • The Life Aquatic With Steve Smith
      Season 11 - Episode 2
      2/1/16
      7.3

      To meet girls, Steve signs up for the high-school water-polo team; and Roger and Stan invest in a boat.

    • Garfield and Friends
      Season 11 - Episode 19
      6/6/16
      7.3

      To teach Hayley a history lesson, Stan brings President James A. Garfield back to life from the 19th century; and Steve lands a job writing for the school newspaper.

    • Hot Water
      Season 7 - Episode 1
      9/25/11
      7.1

      Stressed out by his family and his obligations, Stan decides to buy a hot tub to relieve his stress, but gets into hot water when he finds out the hot tub is evil.

    • The Talented Mr. Dingleberry
      The Talented Mr. Dingleberry
      Season 12 - Episode 21
      9/4/17
      7.0