American Dad!

Season 3 Episode 3

Failure is Not a Factory-installed Option

6
Aired Monday 9:30 PM Sep 24, 2006 on TBS

Trivia

FILTER BY TYPE

  • Quotes

    • Achmed: It's no use, CIA man. I will never talk. Never!
      Stan: Shh! (Thinking) Every man has a weakness. What is his? His teeth are yellow, so he's a smoker. The handcuffs around his wrists mean he's in some sort of trouble. The haunted look in his eyes suggests that he doesn't know what Eric McCormack's going to do after Will & Grace either. He's got a wedding ring, but his shirt doesn't match his pants, which means his wife has stopped caring. Gotcha! (To Achmed) Oh, man, another spot on my tie! It's like my wife doesn't even care anymore. I'm sorry. You shouldn't have to listen to my complaints. It's not like you could relate.
      Achmed: Actually, you might be surprised. My wife and I haven't been getting along for quite some time now. It's like she's no longer the woman I traded goats for, you know?

Today
1:30am
TOON
12:30pm
TBS
1:00pm
TBS
10:00pm
TOON
1:00pm
TBS
1:30pm
TBS
2:00pm
TBS
10:00pm
TOON
Saturday
10:00pm
TOON