Steve: Look! It's Jenny Bowen. She's got the body of Lara Croft, the pouty good looks of Resident Evil's Jill Valentine, and the frank eroticism of Rosie O'Donnell.
Snot: God, I'd love to bend Rosie O'Donnell over a buffett table and just let her eat all she wants.
Steve: Yes, Rosie O'Donnell is every teenage boy's Mrs. Right.