Stan: So, what do you think of your new car? Do you love it?
Francine: I told you I wanted the Femwagon. This is the Phallus.
Stan: No, it's the Phallus ES. Felix said it was the last one on the lot. I had to act fast or this other guy was totally going to buy it. (Pauses) Son of a bitch! He mind-raped me! Don't worry, honey. No car salesman is going to get the better of me. (Drives off in the Phallus ES; comes back in Francine's old car) Is she a beauty or what?
Francine: Stan, that's my old car.
Stan: Correction: it's your new pre-owned car, and I got it for a sweet ten grand.
Francine: We sold it to him for seven.
Stan: Yeah, but he let me keep the Phallus for no extra charge.
Francine: Because you already paid for it!
Stan: Francine, there's a lot of math - man math - involved in a car purchased that... (Pauses) Damn it!