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100 reasons to hate Roger

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    stevebarnes56

    [1]Jun 4, 2014
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    Just give out as many reasons why you hate Roger. This is only for anti-Roger fans. Let's aim for 100. If it goes well, I can do the same to Stan.


    #1 He abducted Jeff into space and may never come back.


    #2 He's a bully.


    #3 He does so much stupid criminal acts and avoids getting punished.

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    thundercat2000

    [2]Jun 5, 2014
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    4. He killed Matt the millionare. He was such a nice guy. WTF?!!!


    5. He blew up Stan's restaraunt


    6. He used to log to knock out Francine so he could get 2 steaks.


    7. He skinned Jeff

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    thundercat2000

    [3]Jun 5, 2014
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    8. He buried Francine alive to keep Stan from finding he kissed her while drunk


    9. He buried Stan to avoid being hurt


    10. He tried to avoid Francine from telling him thru other ways like putting her on a wine train with the other wives


    11. He may have killed those college kids when he was a limo driver but he killed hundreds of people on a plane (Okay they were jerks to him and they deserved it but not those other innocent people)


    12. He punched an old man twice


    13. He almost got stan killed when Stan lost his legs to a polar bear.


    14. He abuses Klaus


    15. He sent Stan and Francine to jail for a crime they didn't commit


    16. He framed Hayley


    17. He killed the mermaids

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    thundercat2000

    [4]Jun 6, 2014
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    18. He squeezed grape jelly packets in the hand of a waitress and she was being nice.


    19. He drowned the lady in the hurricane episode


    20. He got Hayley and Francine to fight just to get a T-shirt

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    thundercat2000

    [5]Jun 7, 2014
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    21. He killed Hayleys' goat


    22. He robbed and mugged Jeff 3 times until Jeff shot him ( I applauded Jeff)


    24. He lied to the Smiths when he was with other families


    25. He tried to kill the Smiths when he cried during his roast and the Smiths went into space


    26. He burned the couch


    27. He blew up the kitchen


    28. He almost drowned Steve when he drove a golf cart into a swimming pool when he checking out men underwater

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    thundercat2000

    [6]Jun 7, 2014
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    29. He called Meg ugly


    30. He went under Francines' dress


    31. He went under Steve's shirt


    32. He was banging Francines' head on the refridgerator door


    33. He killed Avery's wife


    34. He almost killed Stan and Steve on a plane for a gold medal

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    hector_13_13

    [7]Jun 8, 2014
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    35. He created Ricky Spanish.


    36. He created Jeannie Gold and Valik.


    37. He threatened to peel Hayley's skin after shooting her.


    38. He created Genevieve Vavance.


    39. He has more fake fans than Miami Heat.


    40. His best friend is Stan, because they are both hurting Hayley and Steve.


    41. He's pure evil.


    42. He's the reason American Dad is moving to TBS. (Sorry if this is a lame excuse, but everything that's happening to American Dad, I blame Roger.)


    43. Seth MacFarlane babies him too much.


    44. People think he's the greatest cartoon character of all time since Bugs Bunny! Uh no! That's like comparing LeBron James to Michael Jordan. Roger is nowhere and never will be the next Bugs Bunny. (At least Bugs would never abduct someone in space.)


    45. He was responsible for making fake I.D.s in the first place and Hayley ends up in jail at the end.


    46. He is constantly torturing poor Hayley, in which is why she'll never be happy.


    47. He is 100 times worse than Chris McLean from Total Drama.


    48. He created Max Gold, which lead to a huge downfall that season.


    49. He stabbed Steve.


    50. He thinks this is his show. It's called "American Dad", not "American Alien" or "The Roger Smith Show" or "The Stan and Roger Show"


    51. He's supporting bullying, since people think it's funny cause Roger does it and nobody complains.


    52. His rose petal is a lame excuse to continue being evil. (The episode where he slowly dies for every nice thing he does.)


    P.S. I'm sorry if I offended any LeBron James and Miami Heat fans.

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    thundercat2000

    [8]Jun 8, 2014
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    53. He killed those teachers who bullied Steve


    54. He let Principal Lewis drive Steve off a cliff

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    hector_13_13

    [9]Jun 8, 2014
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    55. He had that annoying screaming kid in "A Ward Show"


    56. He constantly bleeps.


    57. He gets Stelio Kontos to do all of his dirty work.


    58. He bragged about Jeff's one-year abduction with a cake to celebrate.


    59. He walked off during the Stan and Frannie music number, thinking it was all gibberish.


    60. He constantly farts when he exercises.


    61. He slaps Hayley multiple times.


    62. He's a spoiled brat.


    63. He's constantly farting on his underwear.


    64. He got Steve pregnant.


    65. He stupidly said "they're not smiling back at me because they think you're my husband" to Hayley and people laughed.


    66. He called Hayley a pig.


    67. He beat both Francine and Hayley in a pie-baking contest.

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    thundercat2000

    [10]Jun 9, 2014
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    68. He almost killed Averys' adopted baby


    69. At the end of Shallow Vows, he went after Steve and Hayley dress like Hannibal Lecter


    70. He assaulted one of the reporters during the ice skating competition


    71. He brought Hayley to that frat house calling her the ugliest date he has ( he is the who is ugly when he dressed as a woman)


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    thundercat2000

    [11]Jun 10, 2014
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    72. In 1600 Candles, he pulled down Steve's pants

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    thundercat2000

    [12]Jun 11, 2014
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    73. He forced Stan to drink something he didn't like


    74. He told Steve to read a perverted message on a teleprompter

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    thundercat2000

    [13]Jun 11, 2014
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    75. When Hayley had a stroke in The Longest Distance Relationship, he wanted her to die


    76. He abused Steve so he and Steve could pull off a scam (Steve outsmarted him and Roger ended up in Mexico with no money)


    77. He kicks Stan and Steve in the groin


    78. He steals Steve's chickens

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    hector_13_13

    [14]Jun 11, 2014
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    79. He always want specific tacos and throws them at Francine when she gets them for him.


    80. He beats up Steve when he opened up a gym in the attic.


    81. He doesn't do anything when Steve was bullied by both Stelio Kontos and Luis Ramirez and instead decided to work with those two to beat him up.


    82. He doesn't give Hayley a job in "Minstrel Krampus" but instead hired college boys for his bar.


    83. He eats way too much junk food.


    84. He almost got Hayley a failing grade in the pilot episode, where he got a sugar crash after eating chocodiles and didn't finished her paper.


    85. He stole Steve's underwear super quickly and sold them to a stranger.

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    thundercat2000

    [15]Jun 12, 2014
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    86. He sold the senators' daughter to a drug lord

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    thundercat2000

    [16]Jun 13, 2014
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    87. He was choking Francine in the Rapture episode

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    hector_13_13

    [17]Jun 13, 2014
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    88. He keeps taking naked pictures of himself.


    89. He tricked Steve into thinking he was adopted.


    90. He painted a nude painting of Hayley and wanted to keep it for himself.


    91. He switched into a janitor when he didn't want to get arrested for selling Stan's clothes in the episode "Stan Goes on the Pill"


    92. He got high when he and Steve attempted to get the $50,000 reward.


    93. He called Steve a Nazi walrus and Klaus Garfield.


    94. He told the 100th Vagina joke, which I deemed as inappropriate.


    95. He was too lazy to get two spa tickets for Francine and Hayley and had to fight off Turlington (another character I despise so much!!!!)

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    thundercat2000

    [18]Jun 14, 2014
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    96. He sold alcohol to Steve


    97. He stole a dog from a little girl


    98. He humilated Steve by showing pictures of him with that giant ugly woman while drunk


    99. He became a rougue cop and was a bully


    100. He offered to buy Steve a drink and told him to drive

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    stevebarnes56

    [19]Jun 16, 2014
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    Thank you guys for submitting your anger and hatred towards Roger! People who like this lame alien would probably laugh at these comments. But anyways, like I promise, I did a similar thread to Stan Smith this time so please continue on the next thread.

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    thundercat2000

    [20]Jun 17, 2014
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    I have more.


    101. He almost got Stan and Francine killed when driving a horse cart on a freeway.


    102. He stole a baby

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