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    stevebarnes56

    [1]Jun 16, 2014
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    This is the last one I'm doing because Stan and Roger are the only characters I truly despise. I'll start off with the first 6 reasons why I despise this cruel pathetic excuse of a father man.


    1. He almost shot Jeff after he found out that Roger was an alien.


    2. He gives no f*** when Jeff was abducted into space and Hayley was left heartbroken.


    3. He enjoys being a retard!


    4. He is a worse father than Peter Griffin.


    5. He shaved Hayley's hair off!


    6. He asks Bullock to arrest Hayley and she ends up in jail! (Because of this, I hate Bullock! In fact, I screamed "Boring!" for the entire 30 minutes on the episode "Stan Goes on the Pill" because it stars the 2 guys I now hate)

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    thundercat2000

    [2]Jun 18, 2014
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    7. He is ashamed of being seen with Steve

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    BladerPharmist

    [3]Jun 18, 2014
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    stevebarnes56 wrote:


    This is the last one I'm doing because Stan and Roger are the only characters I truly despise. I'll start off with the first 6 reasons why I despise this cruel pathetic excuse of a father man.


    1. He almost shot Jeff after he found out that Roger was an alien.


    2. He gives no f*** when Jeff was abducted into space and Hayley was left heartbroken.


    3. He enjoys being a retard!


    4. He is a worse father than Peter Griffin.


    5. He shaved Hayley's hair off!


    6. He asks Bullock to arrest Hayley and she ends up in jail! (Because of this, I hate Bullock! In fact, I screamed "Boring!" for the entire 30 minutes on the episode "Stan Goes on the Pill" because it stars the 2 guys I now hate)



    'Stan enjoys being a retard'?


    Sorry I forgot when this has happened, please recap on this please (Unless you meant Man In The Moonbounce)

    Edited on 06/18/2014 3:33pm
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    stevebarnes56

    [4]Jun 19, 2014
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    8. He put his family in poverty to get a deal on a stupid car.


    9. He donated his tighty whities to the poor.


    10. He tied up Hayley and shot her to sleep.


    11. He controlled Hayley's mind. (I applaud and gave Hayley a huge standing ovation when she beat Stan's ass up!)


    12. He was too busy listening to My Morning Jacket where Steve was stabbed by a hobo.


    13. He called Hayley a whore when she had on makeup.


    14. He was seen twerking where it should have been the girl.


    15. He only used Hayley when she was working at Roger's bar just to get into the Inner circle.


    BladerPharmist, yes Man in the Moonbouce is one example. So it "Deacon Stan, Jesus Man", "My Morning Straightjacket" where he enjoys being a retard to put his family in danger. Plus there are more reasons to come to why Stan enjoys being a retard.

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    BladerPharmist

    [5]Jun 19, 2014
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    stevebarnes56 wrote:


    8. He put his family in poverty to get a deal on a stupid car.


    9. He donated his tighty whities to the poor.


    10. He tied up Hayley and shot her to sleep.


    11. He controlled Hayley's mind. (I applaud and gave Hayley a huge standing ovation when she beat Stan's ass up!)


    12. He was too busy listening to My Morning Jacket where Steve was stabbed by a hobo.


    13. He called Hayley a whore when she had on makeup.


    14. He was seen twerking where it should have been the girl.


    15. He only used Hayley when she was working at Roger's bar just to get into the Inner circle.


    BladerPharmist, yes Man in the Moonbouce is one example. So it "Deacon Stan, Jesus Man", "My Morning Straightjacket" where he enjoys being a retard to put his family in danger. Plus there are more reasons to come to why Stan enjoys being a retard.



    Ok, thanks for telling me.

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    stevebarnes56

    [6]Jun 20, 2014
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    16. He was being mean to Francine when he told Hayley not to be a stripper, crack whore, or a stay at home mom.


    17. He bullied Steve.


    18. He doesn't trust Hayley.


    BladerPharmist, anytime!

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    BladerPharmist

    [7]Jun 21, 2014
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    19. He and Francine ditched an African kid.


    I don't hate Stan or Francine, I like them but incase you need any other reasons to hate Stan at all.

    Edited on 06/21/2014 3:46am
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    thundercat2000

    [8]Jun 21, 2014
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    20. He kidnapped Greg and Terrys' baby and try to take it to a normal family

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    stevebarnes56

    [9]Jun 21, 2014
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    21. He once called Francine a pig.


    22. He only married Francine because she was pretty.


    23. He was a terrible friend and worst strict father to Steve in "Gorillas in the Mist".


    24. He threw Hayley through a table.


    25. He only wanted the homecoming queen.


    Thanks BladerPharmist and Thundercat2000. I'm making this to show how much I truly despise Stan and Roger. I don't mind Francine, only if she doesn't act like that bitchy ass witch grocery lover Lois.

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    BladerPharmist

    [10]Jun 21, 2014
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    stevebarnes56 wrote:


    21. He once called Francine a pig.


    22. He only married Francine because she was pretty.


    23. He was a terrible friend and worst strict father to Steve in "Gorillas in the Mist".


    24. He threw Hayley through a table.


    25. He only wanted the homecoming queen.


    Thanks BladerPharmist and Thundercat2000. I'm making this to show how much I truly despise Stan and Roger. I don't mind Francine, only if she doesn't act like that bitchy ass witch grocery lover Lois.



    No problem, I have more reasons if you want some back up.


    26. He chose to be a Cyborg over being with Francine


    27. Mostly thinks about himself in 'May the Best Stan Win'


    28. Only wants Hayley to be with MMD for money


    Yes I agree Lois has changed for the worse and I hope Francine doesn't become just like Lois.

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    stevebarnes56

    [11]Jun 21, 2014
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    29. He chose to wear panties instead of a spacesuit.


    30. He forced Hayley to wear a 1950's swimsuit in place of a bikini in "An Incident at Owl Creek".


    31. He asks Steve about Hayley's babysitting skills instead of asking Hayley how Steve's behavior was.


    32. He ignores Hayley when she tried to ask a question in the episode "Stan Goes on the Pill".


    33. He wouldn't give Klaus his real body.


    34. He wanted Hayley to forget Jeff just so he can play his stupid tennis game with his boyfriend Roger. (Not literally his boyfriend, but you know what I mean).


    35. He was a huge pain in the ass in the hurricane episode.

    Edited on 06/21/2014 9:43pm
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    hector_13_13

    [12]Jun 22, 2014
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    36. He sent his family into the goo for vacations.


    37. He forced Hayley to date Bullock just so he can get a promotion.


    38. He financially cut off Hayley, thus forcing her to become a stripper.

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    Basic

    [13]Jun 30, 2014
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    Sorry, but most of the "reasons to hate Stan" given here are absolutely pointless. Yes, Stan can be an arrogant, grating, selfish character who puts himself over others, but that doesn't mean he's a heartless, soulless monster who doesn't learn from the majority of his mistakes and wants the best for his family. I can see why people don't like him, but he's not a colossally unlikable and unforgivable jerk like Peter. I can actually think of more reasons to like Stan than anything else.


    1. He took a bullet for Hayley, and later for Francine.


    2. He saved Steve and his friends from a pedophile.


    3. He supported his mom through childhood when his dad left him as a kid.


    4. He gave Roger his EpiPen to let him be the "decider" of his life.


    5. He voluntarily cut off his own finger to prove that the Smiths could keep a promise.


    Anyone care to add on?

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    BladerPharmist

    [14]Jun 30, 2014
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    Basic wrote:


    Sorry, but most of the "reasons to hate Stan" given here are absolutely pointless. Yes, Stan can be an arrogant, grating, selfish character who puts himself over others, but that doesn't mean he's a heartless, soulless monster who doesn't learn from the majority of his mistakes and wants the best for his family. I can see why people don't like him, but he's not a colossally unlikable and unforgivable jerk like Peter. I can actually think of more reasons to like Stan than anything else.


    1. He took a bullet for Hayley, and later for Francine.


    2. He saved Steve and his friends from a pedophile.


    3. He supported his mom through childhood when his dad left him as a kid.


    4. He gave Roger his EpiPen to let him be the "decider" of his life.


    5. He voluntarily cut off his own finger to prove that the Smiths could keep a promise.


    Anyone care to add on?



    Yes Stan is a good character but not everyone would like him. I can see your point and I do agree Stan is not totally unlikeable. If you want to, make a thread on '100 Reasons to Love Stan'.


    I'll add on to your list though:


    6. Stan transported Lisa Silver's family after Steve was heartbroken


    7. He is more of a real father than Peter

    Edited on 06/30/2014 4:35am
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    stevebarnes56

    [15]Jun 30, 2014
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    I can do a 100 reasons to like Stan, but don't expect me to put any reasons why I like him, since I never like him.

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