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Queasy Rider:

Jeff wants more out of his life and he wants to have a better one. Not only for him but also for Hayley. He wants something that will be worth remebering to tell his children and grandchildren. One day, he saw 2 1967 Honda Chopper motorcycles coming into the parking lot where he works. And guess who was riding them? Peter Fonda and Jack Nicolason. They were in town to promote the 45th Anniversary of the movie Easy Rider. Jeff went outside and was awed by it. He daydreamed about him and Hayley riding across the country with no cares or worries. Peter and Jack wee that Jeff loves the bikes and decided to give them to him. They want to pass the torch and want Jeff to have the same experiences they had. Peter gave Jeff a check for the bikes and called for a limosine for him and Jack. Jeff took the bikes home in his van and showed Hayley. Hayley was happy and even more when she saw the check. After a few lessons on how to ride the bikes, they went on a road trip. They decided to take the scenic route because they love the country. On their way out of Virginia, they went thru Stoolbend. When they passed Otis'es house, he ran out screaming "Dang Hippies!!" Rallo saw them on his Big Wheel and said "Okay by me." He rides away in a leather jacket, dark sunglasses and a bandana. Hayley and Jeff rode down all the way to Florida were they stopped at Disney World. They camped out and also at Universal Studios. On the rides, they were stoned and had far out visions of Shrek and Beetlejuice. On the reefs, they encountered some crocadiles. Jeff got rid of them by throwing a painting of Captain Hook at them. The crocadiles at it up and let them pass. Down the shore, they came upon a nude beach. Both in the nude, they saw a cave and with big smiles decided to go in. Jeff was about to carry Hayley but she turned the tables on him by lifting him and putting him over her shoulder and carried him in. Jeff got a huge smile. When they got in, Jeff put out a Do Not Disturb sign. They stopped at Mardi Gra and when Hayley lifted her top, Jeff pulled down his pants and showed his butt. Everybody applauded and Hayley showed off her butt too. In Texas, Hayley challenged cowboys on the mechanical bull. She wins by riding it like Debra Winger from Urban Cowboy. Jeff accidently struck oil while playing horseshoes. They left with a huge check. They stopped in the middle of the desert and camped out. To them, this was an awesome trip and they want to continue. Hayley brought along some of the (special) brownies and she also brought along the moonshine that Roger made with his hillbilly friend. She drank some and loved what she saw. Jeff was fit with the body of a god. She got really horny and as they made out, they ate some of the mushrooms found. They passed out. In a strange dream, they were flying as in Superman but to their own music. Suddenly, they were nude like Adam and Eve enjoying paradise, A snake was coming by but a hawk swooped down and ate it up. The hawk (voice of Gene Simmons) asked them what is their destiny. Hayley says they want to be themselves and follow their hearts. The hawk says that is great but it is also great to listen to her parents. No matter how differant they are in opinion (especially Stan) they will be a part of her. Hayley and Jeff thanked the hawk and went back to sleep. They woked up and in front of them was Stans' half brother. He killed the snake and told them that they were trespassing. Hayley apologized and they didn't mean to trespass. She told him she is Stans' daughter is not like Stan. After hearing this, he forgives them and brings them to his house for breakfast. Everybody got along and Hayley and Jeff got gifts. They were Native American artifacts and they continued on their journey. They got to California and got parts on Sons of Anarchy. Jeff as a biker and Hayley as the long lost cousin of Jaxx. As they left the set, Jeff sees the limosine he saw back home. Peter and Jack came out and asked him how was his jouney. Jeff says that it was awesome and doesn't want it to end. Peter told him life is a never ending ride and to keep going no matter what. Jeff thanks them both and he and Hayley decide to head up North for one week before heading home.

Wacky Wednesday: It was hump day and it was a special day for Stan. He decides to take Jeff to the CIA and show him what it is like. He is doing this because Jeffs' dad has never been around for him and is jail and he does want to get to know Jeff more. Hayley decides to come along to see that Stan doesn't lead Jeff onto the path to a military career. Stan shows them some very important inventions that are top secret. The one that is just finished is a body switcher. It can switch bodies with 2 people just by voice activation. Hayley still sticks to her liberal ways and Stan is still very conservative. In a split screen, they said " I wished that I could trade places with him/her just for one day." What they didn't know that the machine was on and lasers zapped Stan and Hayley. Hayley went into Stans' body and vice versa. Both of them went out cold. They woke up at home. Hayley was in her room and Stan was in his. Hayley woke and wondered why she is in Stans' room. She was using her thoughts but when she spoke, she was using her fathers' voice. She ran to the mirror and see that she is Stans' body. She screamed and heard another scream. Stan, in Hayleys' body, rushed in and couldn't believed what happened. Stan/Hayley has a very important mission to go and Hayley/Stan is going to a concert that supports Earth day. They'll try to keep it a secret until they can their bodies back. Francine saw something strange between the two. When she tried to kiss Stan/Hayley, he tried to avoid it but gave her a peck on the cheek. Stan/Hayley was on a mission to stop a terrorist from blowing up a building. Hayley, in Stans' body, has always hated guns after that time she accidently shot Stan. So she went in unarmed and talked to the terrorists. She used peaceful tactics that were non violent. Agent Bullock was impressed and the terrorists were arrested. Stan in Hayleys' body was with Jeff at the concert and was really getting into the music. When Jeff wanted to make out, Stan/Hayley wanted to talk instead. Stan, in Hayleys' body, asked Jeff how Stan was a father in law. Jeff said that he admired stan and how much of a father figure he is to him. This made Stan happy. Late that night, Hayley/Stan and Stan/Hayley went back to the CIA and manage to get the body switcher. Before they switched back, Stan/Hayley said that Hayley made a good choice in Jeff and repects her more and Hayley/Stan says that she respects his job no matter what. In a few seconds, they were back in their own bodies with a better understanding for each other. They rushed back home to their spouses and each made wild love to them. Both couples were in bed really happy.

I forgot to add a subplot:

B story: Toshi knows Roger is an alien. So he gets together with a relative of the alien hunter to expose Roger.

That I would love to see. Great idea!

That 60s' Episode: The show is set in 1969. Stan is supporting the next president, Francine is watching the Washington D.C. production of the Broadway musical "Hair", Roger and Klaus are at the movies watching the movie "The Producers", Hayley tries to stop Jeff from going off to Vietnam and Steve falls in love with a black girl.