(Playing a video game)
Steve: The alien in this video game is awesome. He shoots laser beams, he levitates -- he's the coolest alien ever!
(Roger glares at Steve)
Steve: Oh, I didn't mean...
Roger: No, no, no, no, you said it. It's out there. Now we have to live with it.
Steve: Well, it's kind of true. You don't have any special powers, do you?
Roger: Well, I'm a good listener. Do you know how rare that is in this universe?
Steve: Yeah, that'll take down an F-14. Can't you do anything?
Roger: Well, I can get my feelings hurt and throw a world-class hissy fit!
(Throws game controller on the floor, walks off)
Klaus: I wish he'd get sick, like ET.