American Dad!

Season 1 Episode 6

Homeland Insecurity

Aired Monday 9:30 PM Jun 12, 2005 on TBS



  • Quotes

    • Bob: Hey, Stan. Cheese platter?
      Stan: Great. I'll just put it here on the international table.
      (Drops platter into trash can)
      Stan: Anyway, glad you could make it.
      (Starts frisking Bob)
      Bob: Are you frisking me?
      Stan: Oh, uh, frisking you? No, no, no. This is just how white people say hello. Hey, grab me a beer.
      (Bob bends over in front of cooler, Stan puts on a white glove)
      Stan: Yeah, keep digging. Cold ones are at the bottom. (Squirts cream on his glove)
      Bob: (Sees Stan) What the hell are you doing?
      Stan: What, I like to check orifices for explosives. It's a quirk, indulge me. (Bob walks off) Not very neighborly.