Quacky: Apparently, Betty Sue was so devastated by losing homecoming queen, she walked into a Dunkin' Donuts and never came out. And speaking of coming out... ta-da!
Stan: So that's why you're so pale. This is the first time you've come out of your house. Welcome! This is a necktie, and that's a table.
Quacky: No, I'm gay.
Stan: What?! My gay-dar is totally off! (Looks down at watch that has 3 columns: Straight, Curious, and Gay; the pointer is on "Straight") Damn! SkyMall screwed me again!