Wendy Schaal |
Francine |
Scott Grimes |
Steve |
Dee Bradley Baker |
Klaus |
Seth MacFarlane |
Stan/Roger |
Rachael MacFarlane |
Hayley |
Eric Edwards |
Manager |
Guest Star |
Molly Shannon |
Kristy |
Guest Star |
Michael G. Hagerty |
Cop #1/Editor |
Guest Star |
Paget Brewster |
Casey |
Recurring Role |
Mike Barker |
Terry Bates/Researcher |
Recurring Role |
Patrick Stewart |
Bullock |
Recurring Role |
This episode included the following store/business signs and their slogans:
1) Red State Grocery - "The Choice of a Slim Majority of Shoppers."
2) Snooty's Boutique - "We Reserve the Right to Deny Service to Everyone."
3) Langley Public Library - "We Still Have Microfiche For Some Reason."
Francine: Okay ladies, show and tell. Hector's underwear. He had to leave them behind when Stan came home early one day.
Katie: My husband is always coming early!
(Asian music plays)
Stan: (About the Klingon weapon) What am I going to do with this? Well, I guess there's always Ebay. Yes, I'll kill the enemies I made on Ebay!
Francine: Stan, help me. I've been faking an affair to impress the Ladybugs, and they found out I was lying, and now they're trying to kill me!
Stan: A cult of muderous housewives. Before 9/11, I wouldn't have believed it, or at least I'd ask you some follow-up questions. But that's just not the world we live in anymore.
Bullock: Smith, I have a mission for you, the most exciting mission of your career.
Stan: Sorry, sir, it wouldn't be responsible to take risks now that I have someone who depends on me.
Bullock: Your family?
Stan: Sure, sure, send them.
Steve: (In Hayley's closet) Let me out or I'll rip up all your clothes!
Hayley: Go ahead! If you haven't noticed, I only wear this one outfit.
(In the janitor's closet)
Valet: Please don't tell my boss, ma'am. I really need this job. I am so poor, I cannot even afford pants with a zipper that stays up.
(Chicken jumps on Francine's head)
Valet: And please don't tell anyone that we have cockfights in here.
Francine: Well, your **** really did a number on my hair.
Stan: (Reading "The Erotic Reagan" book) Francine, why are you dressed so nice? Those chicks from The View aren't going to burst in here and give me a TV makeover, are they?
Francine: I'm going to an art gallery. I'm trying to make a good impression on the Ladybugs.
Stan: (Sadly) So... no makeover?
Francine: If they like me, it's goodbye, boring routine. Hello, exciting charity events, social functions, and book clubs where we just get drunk and complain about our husbands' lack of interest.
Stan: (Still reading) What, now? I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention. (Laughs) Not even a little.
Stan: (About the dog) What the hell is that?
Francine: This is Fussy. His owner was killed, and he needs a home.
Stan: No way, Francine. We're Smiths, and Smiths have manly dogs. This dog couldn't be any more effeminate, even if it had 20 vaginas. And then it would just be a freakish mutant. Or a beautiful symbol of fertility.
Francine: But...
Stan: Forget it, Francine. We already have something girly and annoying in this house. It's called Roger.
Francine: Kristy! Remember me? Francine? Oh, how I wish I could peel off your skin, put it on, and be you. I mean... hi.
Stan: Damn it, Roger, I've told you a million times. No smoking in the house!
Roger: And I told you, it's menthol. So, it's healthier than an apple.
Stan: (Blows air horn) Francine, it's 5:58! Two-minute dinner warning!
Hayley: Dad, you can't treat Mom like a...
(Stan blows air horn)
Stan: Sorry, Hayley, my finger slipped.
Hayley: I said, you can't just...
(Stan blows air horn again)
Stan: That's odd. I guess this'll just have to wait until I don't have an air horn in my hand.
Roger: (To Stan) Don't be starting what you can't finish, bitch.
Francine: (After Linda saves her life by kissing her) What are you doing here?
Linda: Duh, it's Wednesday, our grocery shopping day.
Francine: Isn't that crazy? I thought my boring routine was killing me, but it ended up saving my life. And that fake lesbian kiss, what a great idea!
Linda: Fake? Oh, yeah... of course. Fake.
Francine: Did you find your dog, honey?
Stan: Fussy is gone, let's just leave it at that. Wasn't someone trying to kill you or something?
Klaus: There was a very famous Jewish girl who kept a diary. It ended badly. But enough about Fran Drescher. Ha ha! You thought I was making a Holocaust joke. Shame on you!
This episode premiered on [adult swim] on April 20, 2008.
This is the second time Linda appears. The first time being in "Homeland Insecurity."
This is the first episode to imply Linda has an attraction to Francine.
Channel 7 (AU) airdate: April 27, 2006.
BBC TWO (UK) airdate: February 19, 2006.
Featured Music: "Connection" by Elastica.
Running Gag: 1) Francine screaming every time someone says the name of the art gallery, "Boo!" 2) Asian music playing every time Katie speaks.
Langley Falls Post front page headline: "Clever Bumper Sticker Ends Abortion Debate."
Apparently, Francine's neighbor and friend, Linda, has feelings for her despite being married to another man. In this episode, she passionately kisses Francine when she thought that she was going to be killed, but later hesitantly claims it was a "fake lesbian kiss." She even displays unattraction to her husband.
Steve: I can't make it on the outside. I'm an institutional man now.
Morgan Freeman says the same in the film The Shawshank Redemption.
Johnny Dangerously
When Stan runs into the pet store looking for Fussy, the employee is putting prices on the pets in the store with a price gun. This is a reference to one of the first scenes in Johnny Dangerously.
Francince: (to Kristy) I wish I could peel off your skin and put it on me and be you.
This is a reference to Buffalo Bill from the movie The Silence of the Lambs.
Roger and Fussy
When Roger is caught by Fussy eating his dog treats, he starts to growl while watering at the mouth. His growling and Roger's reaction is exactly like Sigourney Weaver's reaction to the Alien in Aliens.
Stan: Fuzzy
Stan treated Fuzzy like Paris Hilton treats her dog, Tinkerbell.
Stan: Klingon Sword
Stan decides to give Fuzzy a warrior's death by killing him with a bat'leth (a Klingon sword).
Francine: (Running from the Ladybugs)
The scene where Francine walks to escape the Ladybugs and begins walking faster as more of them approach is reminiscent of Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
Klaus: Holocaust Joke
The "Holocaust Joke" Klaus was talking about was a about a young Jewish girl named Anne Frank. She was brutally murdered during the Holocaust and she wrote a diary about what she experienced. It is now a famous book.
Episode Title: Not Particularly Desperate Housewives
The title is obviously a spoof of the very sucessful ABC series, Desperate Housewives. At the point this episode originally aired, Desperate Housewives aired opposite Family Guy and American Dad!, and as it so happens, the Family Guy episode that aired before this episode on its original run also referenced this show, with Stewie daring the viewers to switch to Desperate Housewives for 5 minutes.
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