American Dad!

Bullock: I guess I'll just have to settle for some tight, white meat. Excuse me, are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only ten I see.

Miriam: This is what you were doing while I was a hostage?! Bullock: No, no! I didn't meet her until after you came back. Miriam: What?! Stan: Ooh, no. Bullock: Sugar lump, I only strayed because your absence was unbearable. My life was wretched, too, you know. Miriam: There's a difference, Avery. I was forced into a filthy hole. You went in by choice!

Coco: I'm bored. Get me a movie. Stan: Where am I gonna get a movie around here? Coco: You're supposed to keep me happy. Or do I need to call Avery? Stan: Fine. Coco: Something with Matthew Perry. Stan: Got it. Fools Rush In. Coco: Something good! Stan: Got it. Nothing.

Klaus: I wonder if I'm a top or a bottom? If I had to guess, I'd say bottom... a reluctant bottom.

Coco: I'm going to go soak it in your tub. (takes off her top) Klaus: And just like that, I'm gay.

Bullock: Stan, this is Coco. Coco: (to Stan) Got any cigarettes? Stan: Uh, no. Coco: Then go suck it. Bullock: (to Stan) Isn't she great?!

Francine: Our Valentine's Day getaway is just around the corner. Oh, I can't wait to be alone with you at Lake Frasier. Stan: Me, too. The bed in our cabin has a solid oak headboard, and we're not leaving that lake until you get a concussion. Francine: Oh, Staniel!