American Dad!

Season 1 Episode 1

Pilot (American Dad!)

13
Aired Monday 9:30 PM Feb 06, 2005 on TBS

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    • Stan: (Picks up telephone) This is Stan Smith.
      Principal Lewis: Mr. Smith, I'm afraid there's a problem with your son.
      Stan: Oh, God, he's gay. This is it. This is the gay call. I've been ready for this for years. (Starts chugging down pills)
      Principal Lewis: Uhh, no. It's just that he's gone mad with power. He evacuated the entire school and barricaded himself in my office.
      Stan: I see. (Foam starts coming out of his mouth) Henry, antidote!

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