American Dad!

Season 1 Episode 1

Pilot (American Dad!)

Aired Monday 9:30 PM Feb 06, 2005 on TBS



  • Quotes

    • (Roger breaks the chair he's sitting on)
      Roger: Oh, don't everybody help at once.
      Francine: My goodness, Roger! When was the last time you weighed yourself?
      Roger: Oh, oh, ow. Ow, Francine. You know, we can't all look like those anorexic aliens on the James Cameron movies.
      Francine: I'm sorry, Roger, but I'm putting you on a diet. Starting today, no more junk food. (Takes Roger's donut)
      Roger: What?! No, not my Frankenberries! Oh, Francine! Please be reasonable! (Gets on table trying to get his donuts, breaks table) Oh, God! I got a bear claw in my ass!