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Stan: We already lost Old Guy, we're not loosing Speakerphone!
Hayley: Dad... they have names...
Stan: There's no time for names! Come on: (at Hayley) Jugs, (at Steve) Nerd, (at Greg and Terry) Gays... TO THE VAN!
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Francine: Why doesn't Stan think I have what it takes to be chairman of the Homeowners' Association? All it takes is two hours on Monday night. I don't do anything on Monday nights.
Klaus: Well, you clean my bowl on Monday nights.
Francine: Humans are talking! (pushes Klaus' fishbowl off the kitchen counter)
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Stan: Sorry I took so long. I farted pulling into the driveway and I just wanted to enjoy it for a while.
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Principal Lewis: Morning, Stan. Here to inaugurate the new hydrant? Well, better christen it with my fire hose. (starts unzipping his pants)
Linda: Principal Lewis!
Principal Lewis: Are you excited or terrified? I have to decide whether I'm joking or not.
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Hayley: You and I are finally on the same side.
Stan: You're right. So, what do we do?
Hayley: We stick it to The Man.
Stan: Stick it to The Man?
Hayley: Say it like you mean it.
Stan: We're gonna stick it to The Man.
Hayley: Louder!
Stan: We're gonna stick it to The Man!
Hayley: What are we gonna do?
Stan: We're gonna stick it to The Man!
Hayley: Ten percent more!
Stan: We're gonna **** up some ****!
Hayley: 90% less.
Stan: We'll stick it to The Man.