Roger: (to Francine, as she drives away) Why aren't you taking Stan? Did he do something? (to Stan) Say you'll buy her jewelry. (to Francine) He'll buy you jewelry. (to Stan) Jewelry? What, are you crazy? On your salary?
Stan: I'm not going with her, Roger. Not that she really cares.
Roger: Hmm. Say, wouldn't you rather have this conversation with yourself in a motel? The place off the freeway is nice.
Stan: I guess after 20 years of marriage, Francine is bored with me. She's heard all my jokes, all my stories.
Roger: Francine hates you. You should kill yourself in the motel off the freeway.
Stan: Are you trying to get rid of me?
Roger: That's ridiculous! Why would I want to get rid of you? I love you. Let's have sex. Go wait for me in the motel off the freeway.
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