American Dad!

Season 4 Episode 16

Spring Break-Up

Aired Monday 9:30 PM May 18, 2008 on TBS



  • Quotes

    • (Steve sits sadly in the kitchen, Carmen Selectra throws a folder in front of him)
      Carmen: My doctor faxed this over, some of the pages are faint... you're low on toner... I want your virginity, Steve! I don't know why... maybe because you made me work for it...
      Steve: (opening folder) Ok... hairline wrist fracture from a surf injury, wisdom teeth removed without incident... yep! Clean as a... hang on a mo.... it says here you had an "elective surgery"?
      Carmen: Yeah, I had my breasts enhanced.
      Steve: (pushing folder away) ...Yeah, sorry, Carmen... I can't. The first boobs I'm with have got to be real. Lose the balloons, then give me a call.
      Carmen: You're joking.
      Steve: No... it just sounded like I'm joking because I used the word "balloons".