(Stan is disguised as a Russian at a grocery store)
Stan: (In Russian accent) Paper or plastic?
Stan: (In Russian accent) I, too, share your annoying concern for the environment.
Stan: (In Russian accent) No, no. I am former communist named Petrov. Like you, I embrace insane left-wing philosophies which are best discussed in comfort of parents' home.
Hayley: Dad, leave me alone.
Stan: (In normal voice) All right, I've had enough of this. You're coming home with me right now or else.
Hayley: Or else what?
Cashier: That'll be $38.40.
(Stan takes Hayley's credit card)
Stan: Or else you can't use this. Your mother and I gave you this card, and I can damn well take it back.
Hayley: Fine, I don't need your money.
Stan: Good, 'cause I'm completely cutting you off.
Cashier: Petrov, go restock that stuff.
Stan: (In Russian accent) Can't Susan do it? I on break in, like, two minutes.