American Dad!

Season 1 Episode 3

Stan Knows Best

Aired Monday 9:30 PM May 08, 2005 on TBS



  • Quotes

    • (Stan is lying on the bed)
      Francine: Stan, you're so stressed. You want me to make you happy with my mouth?
      Stan: Yeah, I guess so.
      (Francine starts blowing raspberries in Stan's stomach, Stan laughs)
      Stan: Ah, that helps a little.
      Francine: Stan, maybe you'd feel better if we met this boy. Why don't we have him over for dinner so you can get to know him?
      Stan: That's brilliant, Francine. Now rephrase it so it sounds like my idea.