American Dad!

Season 1 Episode 3

Stan Knows Best

Aired Monday 9:30 PM May 08, 2005 on TBS



  • Quotes

    • (Hayley walks in with green hair)
      Roger: Wow, Hayley, some dye job. (Laughs) The carpet matched the curtains.
      Francine: What'd you do to your hair?!
      Hayley: I dyed it at a Green Party rally.
      Stan: You missed family game night for that? Go wash it out! You look like a slutty wad of money.
      Hayley: No way!
      Stan: (Points gun at Hayley) Yes way!
      Francine: Stan!
      Stan: She started it!