(Hayley walks in with green hair)
Roger: Wow, Hayley, some dye job. (Laughs) The carpet matched the curtains.
Francine: What'd you do to your hair?!
Hayley: I dyed it at a Green Party rally.
Stan: You missed family game night for that? Go wash it out! You look like a slutty wad of money.
Hayley: No way!
Stan: (Points gun at Hayley) Yes way!
Stan: She started it!