There actually is a "Stan's Food Restaurant"; also known as "Stan's Restaurant and Country Store", located in Columbia, Tennessee.
Hayley was not in this episode.
Stan: What is this?
Roger: Your dream restaurant. Roger's Laotian Adventure.
Stan: What about my scale model?
Roger: Stan, it took quite a bit of doing but I managed to wipe my butt with it.
Francine: So you weren't molested?
Stan: No, that wasn't until four or five years later. It was my first week at Christian camp. But I'm not ready to talk about Father Roy.
Johnson's Waiter: Hey, little guy. I heard your dad walked out on ya, 'cause he didn't love you enough to stay. But I know what will make you feel better.
Stan: (narrating) At that moment, I was a hundred percent sure I was gonna get molested. But it was even better.
Roger's opening credits disguise: Cockney Londoner from the episode "Live and Let Fry"
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