When Stan is in charge of the CIA calendar, Hayley sets out to destroy it out of spite for him not showing her any praise. Meanwhile, Roger fakes his own death when he gets into a heavy credit card debt.moreless
When the family accuses Hayley of being too much of a pessimist, she has Roger hypnotize her into mentally regressing her back into her more pleasant six-year-old self. Meanwhile, Steve and his friends buy a slow cooker.moreless
Stan tries to protect a tree from being chopped down to make way for a stadium while Steve is worried that he might not grow any taller.
Stan gets addicted to texting after he hypocritically limits Hayley's texting. Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve get over his fear of diving in public.