American Dragon: Jake Long

Jake: (Looking at his zit at the end of his nose) Stand back Gramps, I think this thing is gonna blow! Gramps: Do not worry young one, I am sure the blemish is just the beginning of your molting cycle. Now tell me again about the serpent you encountered. Jake: Let's see...it had this freaky skull around it's neck and I HAVE A MOLTING CYCLE!! Fu: Oh sure. A Dragon sheds its skin every 10 years or so, didn't anyone ever tell yah? Jake: Uh, I think I'd remember having a discussion about my skin peeling off my body!

Jake: Guys, check it out! Operation Rose is officially a-go! One study date will lead to two. And before you know it, we'll be studying from the book of love! Spud: Ahh, the book of love. I know it well. (Turns head toward Stacey) HHEEYY THERE GIRLL!!! (Stacey shrieks and runs away) It's like I'm a rockstar!!!

Number 89: Ooh, someone's about to get a wicked hard smack down from the Huntsman. And her name rhymes with...smuntshurl.

(Rose aproaches Jake after he avoids her outside) Rose: Jake, I was calling you. Jake: Ohhhh, you were saying 'Jake?' I thought you were saying...uhhh...steak. Rose: Why would I be saying---Look I need to talk to you about-- Jake: Now's not a good time, I need to go and find homes for...stray...pigeons (smacks himself) Stupid, stupid! Rose: (Rose reaches to pull back the locker door) Is everything okay? (bell rings) Jake: (speeds off hastily before Rose can see his face) Let's talk about this late, 'kay.

(Rotwood is unnecacily scratching his nails on the blackboard; the entire class is wincing and covering their ears; he stops) Rotwood: Attention hoodlums! Since Mr. Ugenstien, your science teacher, is still recovering from last week's Bunsen-burner debacle, I have the distinct pleasure of handing out your assignments.(the entire class groans) Enough with your overlapping grumblings!! You will each pair up with a partner to invent something that will impress the lederhosen off of me.

(Rose and Jake are walking together in the snow) Rose: This nice isn't it? Except for the part were my fingers turn into popcicles. Jake: Yea, it is nice to finally be done with the secrets. Rose: The lies. Jake: The you trying to slay me, stuff me, and mount me on your mantle.

Gramps: Hello Ladies, the water is F-I-N-E, Spelled Fine.

Trixie: Yeah, what's cracka-lacking, Jakey. Me and Spud here are to find a cure for your ill-ing skin once and for all. Spud: Totally! Because as co-founders of 100 Uses Cream Inc., we feel your complexion should resemble peaches and cream, not peaches and creamed corn.

Jake: So what should I wear, my red jacket? Or should I mix it up and wear my other red jacket?

Spud: Yikes bro. Sounds like Rose-o gave you-o the old heave ho.

Fu Dog: (Talking about Jake's molting) Listen, kid, before you go making a mountain out of a mole-hill, lemme ask you this: You know how a caterpillar changing into a butterfly is a perfectly natural and beautfiul process? Jake: Yeah...? Fu Dog: Good, 'cause molting's nothin' like that! A-GOO!

(Rose has entered Fu's dream where he's at a roller-rink disco party sitting with two female dogs who are licking his face) Rose: Fu dog--oh...ew. Fu: Rose? What are you doing in my dream? Rose: (Extremely fast)I have something important I need to tell Jake but he's acting all weird and won't let me tell him what I need to tell him so I was hoping I could tell you to tell him. Fu: Interesting. Do tell. Rose: 88, 89, and I have to retrieve the skull from the serpent tonight at Central Park, but it's imapartive that Jake get there first and intercept it. Fu: (Unintersted) Okay I'll tell him as soon as I get up. Now if you excuse me I was about to get my groove on. (He returns to the two female dogs; Rose scowls and throws water on him, waking him up)

Spud: (to Trixe about their science project) How about we invent a Pick n' Flick:, automatic nose picker! Trixie: Boy! Do not make me slap you.

Jake: That's just the thing Spud, Rose totally digs me, but she thinks it's too dangerous for us to be seen together. Trixie: You know little miss ninja thing has a point.

Rose: (to Jake) For the record, you don't wear to much hair gel...Okay you do but, it's cute.

Huntsman: You fools! How could you let the serpent get away?! #88: Okay here's what happened: me and 89 were layin' down a can of Huntssmack on that sucker when out of nowhere Huntsgirl tags-in and starts fighting side-by-side with a Dragon! Huntsgirl: What?! Master, I was left fighting the Dragon and the serpent after these two ran away like cowards! #89: I know you are but what am I? Huntsman: Silence!

(While being chased by a snake 88 and 89 stumble upon Jake and Rose walking together) #89: Hey, check it out: Rose went and found herself a big hunk of man! Jake/Rose: (nervously) No no umm-- #88: Rose and her boyfriend sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N--(the serpent lunges at the two and they run of screaming) Ahhhhh!!!!

#89(about Jake): Look who it is Huntsgirl's B.F.F. forever. #88: Fool, the last "f" stands for "forever!" You just said best friend forever forever. #89: Shut-up!

Rose: I can't believe you'd think I'd freak out about the way you looked. You're a Dragon, I'm cool with that. Jake: So where do we go from here? I guess we can't hang out anymore? Rose: I'd love to but it's just to dangerous. Jake: Yeah I guess you're--Did you just say you'd love to? (Rose realizes what she said and smiles) Dang! Someone's got it bad for the Jake man! Rose: In your dreams honey. (She hands him something) Jake: You're giving me your Dream Charm? Rose: Actually, I'm giving you your own Dream Charm. I figure since you got a dream and I got a dream...See you tonight? Jake: Definetly

(Rose is trying to get Rootwood to switch Jake and Rose to different partners) Rose: Jake and I can't stand each other! I mean who in their right mind wears that much hair gel? Jake: Say what?! Well your hair is all golden and......... nice.