Susan, Haley, Jon, and Spud: (singing to Gramps) We wish you a merry Christmassss!
Trixie and Jake: (Singing not so cheerfully) And a happy New Year...
Gramps: (Sniffs) Well done, well done. Festive yet, melancholy.
Spud: YEAH, WE ROCK!
Jonathan: I smell an encore!
Gramps: NO! Ah..I..I mean, perhaps you should go before you catch my cold.
Spud: Between all my cousins, Aunts, and Uncles, I got relatives observing every major holiday. Translation: More gifts and snack-a-licious treats for moi!! Who's hungry? I got chocolate coins, figgy pudding, and... Nanny Spudinski's famous fruitcake.
Jake: That fruitcake looks like a football.
Spud: Tastes like one too! The holidays rule!!
Haley: I get to play the littlest angel. It's like art imitating life.
88: So if we can't catch a sasquatch for the Huntsman's present. What do you think, Betty Bunsen Brownie Burner, or Potato Patch Bunny?
89: (Jumps up and down) Oh the Betty Bunsen. No contest.
Jake: Sorry I was such a grouch yesterday.
Jonathan: Well I'm sorry if you feel our traditions are a little, how did you put it? 'Whack?'
Jake: They're not whack, okay maybe they are. But you know what, they're our whack traditions.
Susan: Four calling birds
Jonathan: Three french hens
Haley: Two turtle doves
Jake: and you know.....a bird.....and stuff.
Block Party DJ:Yo yo yo yo yo yo. Everybody shake your presents like you wanna know what Santa got cha. Its a hip-hop holiday ya'll.
Jake: Stun ray...can't move...nose itches...
Trixie: Where do Sasquatches live?
Rotwood: Wait, I can explain!
Security Guard: You think you can explain why you covered the entire second floor with meat?
Rotwood: I thought it was tinsel.
Trixie doesn't like egg nog.
This was the seventh episode of season two to air in the UK, on 10th January, 2007.
Fu Dog breaks the fourth wall.
This is the first episode that all of Jakes main enemies; Rotwood, and Huntsclan, go after one thing at the same time.
We see Trixie's father for the first time.
This was avaible on iTunes as part of Disney's holiday CD before it aired.
Kyle Massey and T'Keyah Keymáh were both castmembers on another Disney Channel show That's So Raven
Credits: Fu Dog advertising for Sassquash Christmas CD.
This was shown on the Disney Channel website one week before it premiered on TV.
This is the first Chrismas episode.
The sasquatch is similar to what "bigfoot" is pictured in legends to look like.
The Invisible Man (current series) had an episode called Legends which also featured Sasquatch that could become invisible.
Fu Dog was dressed as Sam the Snowman, the Narator of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
SJO Wortz: This alludes to toy store chain FAO Schwartz.
"Hairy Christmas" is refering to "Merry Christmas"