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Jake: So Rose loves me?
Fu: Correction, she loved you. Now she hates you.
Jake: Wow, that's awesome!! And horrible.
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Spud: Houston, we have no love problems!
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Cupid: Easy! Chica you mustn't blame all your romantic boo-boos on the Cupid. The romance is not easy to control. Even with my precious arrows of love.
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Nerdy Girl: Thanks for inviting me Rose, this may be hard to beleive but I really don't have that many cool friends.
Rose: (sarcasticly) Wow, that is hard to--
Nerdy Girl: Wanna conjugate some Latin verbs?
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Jake: Fu, Rose suddenly hates me and wants to slay me again.
Fu: Let me guess, either you told her that dress makes her look hippy or you shot with a love arrow.
Jake: A direct hit. But why did this one go wrong?
Fu: Simple kid. She must love you.
Jake: Say what?!
Fu: You see, Cupid's arrows have a kind of positive/negative effect: if you hit an A that's already deeply in love with B then bingo-bango-badingo the love turns to hate.
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Jake: Rose is my boo, after all we been through, and a love that's taboo, we're goin' on the love cruise, me and my boo!
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Jake: Rose, this isn't you. You don't want to slay dragons anymore!
Rose/Huntsgirl: You're right. I just wanna slay YOU!
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(Jake is picking roses for Rose as she walks by; he gets pricked with a thorn)
Jake: Ow!
Rose: You okay?
Jake: Huh? Oh heck, just a thorn. Check it, I'm glad a ran into cause I remember you said you liked rose so...(extends roses to her; her face becomes crest-fallen)
Rose: (blurts out rapidly) I don't think we should go to the Love Cruise!
Jake: (taken-back) Okay, that's cool. We could just stay home, rent a few kung fu movies--
Rose: What I mean is, I don't think we should go together.
Jake: You mean like, seperate rides?
Rose: Jake, do you trust me?
Jake: Uhh...yeah, totally (Rose puts a hand on heart and one on his shoulder)
Rose: Then just trust that I really have feelings for you. We just need to spend sometime apart, I'm sorry. (She kisses him on the cheek and walks away)