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Haley: That woman has ice in her veins
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Haley: Sorry you and daddy aren't bonded as mommy and I.
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Jake: Hey, do you think any of ya'll sprites can help a dragon out here?
(Sprites move away from the hole)
(As the sprites move away, Jake starts to nod off and a roll of tissue paper lands on him)
Jake: (wakes up) Not THAT kind of help!
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Jake's Dad: Let's bust a move and get this partay started ya'll.
Jake: Aww man.
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Jake's Dad: Jake, why aren't you singing?
Jake: Public Domain songs make me nauseous.
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Trixie: (rapping) Kicking it camper style in the woods, think they all that but they still ain't good. No bathroom, no hot tub, not even a bed, if it wasn't for the P-Dawg, we'd all be dead. Yo check it out, cause I'm on the level, Papa Dawg beat the Jersey...
Spud: Bear!