American Gladiators

(After being disqualified from the Joust) Nitro: Get his butt in here. (Referring to the Executioner) I'll take him on. That is a bad decision. I do what I can to win. That what I always do and I always win. I didn't loose that.

Mike: Lace, darling. And may I call you, darling. Lace: Certainly, darling. Darling. Mike: It looked like you perhaps were caught off guard for a moment. They made the introductions and you were look at the audience and bang, you had to deal with some force coming at you. Lace: Perhaps that's what it looked like but that was part of my strategy, Mike. You see they're not always expecting the unexpected. Therefore if you give the unexpected when they're not expecting it, they're not expecting it.

Malibu: Well, my whole outlook is to party with my boys and it's all for one and one for all. So what they say goes for the big boo. Sweet.

Gemini: Mike, I will be in the prevention business. No balls will go in the hoop. Peace of cake.