American Gladiators

(After shutting the contenders out in Human Cannonball) Mike: Whenever the contenders get out of hand in the Human Cannonball. Who are you going to call? Zapbuster. You were a stopper up there, girl. Zap: Yeah, this year is seems to be going really well for me. Last year, I hated this event. It was the hardest one for me but I think it is all in mental readiness. Mike: That and I would believe a low center of gravity. Zap: Yeah, that. I may be the runt of the pack but I get close to the ground.

(After shutting out the contenders in the Assault) Todd: You know that stuff about being a farm boy from Montana. Don't give me that. I mean, you shot a gun and you shot it plenty. Laser: You better believe it. Growing up in Montana, we hunt a lot of rabbits and when your the hunter and the hunte, I think you better look out because the Gladiators, we're out to get you.