Another game show brought back from the past. Did they get it right this time?
5.0
"Mediocre"
In place of original ideas, producers have looked to the past for shows to create. While a few may have improved on a successful original, most remakes just don't live up to the bar that was set. American Galdiators is not nearly as bad as the "Card Sharks" revival, but it leaves plenty of room for improvement. American Gladiators isn't as good here, and it's mostly because of the way it is produced.
For starters, the 1-14-08 show started at 7 and took its first break at 7:15. The only event accomplished in that time was Powerball, a 60 second game that meshes football and basketball. Both genders played it, bringing total action time to TWO MINUTES! What filled the other 13, you may ask? It was contender intros, Gladiators taking the field, interviews, etc. What happened to just a quick introduction? Get rid of all the filler, and one or two more events could fit. Let's stop dragging it out. I want to see competition!
However, Powerball is a rough game. One of the male contenders was clearly hurt after 20 seconds. Anyone with an ounce of compassion would have stopped the game immediately. But, they didn't. He laid on the floor for most of the other 40 seconds while the other guy got pounded by all 3 gladiators. Nobody checked on him until the event ended. This is unforgivable. NEVER should finishing an event take priority over checking on a potential injury. I blame this on the producers. They should have known better.
For new viewers to "American Gladiators," you may not know the events. This show doesn't help you at all. It doesn't explain the rules, objectives, or scoring of the events. They never explained to viewers why the Pyramid suddenly ended when one woman reached the top. Did they edit the rest? Was the rule changed from the old version? Are there any penalties? They don't need to cover the rules every playing, but new viewers should be able to understand what's going on.
Moving on, I loved the first Assault in 1989, with barrels, trees, and buildings to hide behind. Looking back, I realize now how short that course was, but that was the only flaw. They moved to generic safe zones with no character after that. However, I'd take that over 2008 Assault any day. In my opinion, Assault is the worst event of the new show. The sandbox, the smokescreen, loading weapons, and a slingshot that no one can aim right is just the beginning. It seems like a heavy advantage to the gladiator, but I can't tell what is going on because the camerawork is awful. They change cameras every second, and viewers can't focus on anything. It makes me dizzy.
On a good note, the Pyramid, Hang Tough, Joust, and Wall have all held true to the purpose of each event. I really like the scoring zone on the Pyramid. These events have been updated nicely. Of the Gladiators, I like Crush. She doesn't show off or gloat, and she gives a good fight. The rest I felt indifferent toward. It would be nice if some of the men actually wore something, though.
Hulk Hogan and Leila Ali are passable, as all they do are time wasting interviews. However, if Ali is asking a question to a contender, the contender should be in the shot. We shouldn't be seeing a close-up of Ali. They don't interview Brett Favre by zooming in on the person asking him the question, do they?
At the end, players run an obstacle course, the Eliminator. Although a bit long, I like the course. The only things that need to go are the log roll and flaming surface. The log roll is just silly, while the flames are unnecessary. Swimming is a great idea for an athletic competition; climbing a cargo net with wet hands and shoes is not. Forcing players to climb the Pyramid to reach the zipline is a good idea, too. (Of course, what is the penalty if someone were to just walk over to the zipline landing area and not climb the pyramid?)
In short, the problem is the production of this show. Producers should: Dump the filler and add one or two events. Stop the camera flipping during Assault and Joust. Check on injured contestants the second there is a problem. Let us see the gladiators' personalities. NBC has the right idea here, but until they focus on the competition over the spectacle, it won't live up to the older version.