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Simon (to contestant Beth Maddocks): What was that?
Randy: It's called 'Beautiful Disaster.'
Simon: Okay, well we'll stay with the last word on that.
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Simon: (after Ranaldo sings the "Brothers Forever" song a bunch of times) So Ranaldo, what was that song called again?
Ranaldo: "We Are Brothers Forever"!
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Ryan: Next week, it's fun in the sun, as Idol heads west to San Diego, California.
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Simon: They say "love is deaf," right?
Randy: No, they say "love is blind," Simon, that's what they say.
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Bruce: Do you guys have any advice?
Randy: Kiss some girls.
Simon: Avoid Ryan on the way out.
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Beth: They actually said my song was a disaster, not a beautiful disaster...
Ryan: (voiceover) But "disaster" was a kind word to describe the next hour of auditions.
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Beth: I'm searching for some kind of miracle / I've waited so long.
Simon: I have no idea what that was.
Beth: Okay.
Simon: I couldn't understand a word of that.
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Paul: Simon didn't come down on me, like I thought he would. S-So that's always good 'cause he goes down on just about everybody.
Simon: (in the audition room, mocking Paul) Dahlin' I will wait for you.
Ryan: (voiceover) No hard feelings, Paul. When we return, we're deep in the heart of Texas.
Bruce: I've never kissed a girl before.
Randy: What!?
Ryan: As Dallas reveals its biggest...
Brandon: (terribly offkey) Always shine...
Simon: I don't want to hear anymore of this stupidity.
Ryan: And its brightest stars.
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Paul: (singing offkey) I'll wait for you / I'll be waiting. (sighs deeply)
Paula: (sighs deeply)
Randy: I like the (sighs deeply).