American Idol

(after Lisa Tucker's audition, "One Moment in Time") Simon: You are the best 16 year-old we've ever had in this competition.

(Chris Daughtry's audition) (Judges are giving thoughts) Chris' Wife: This is his dream. (Chris walks out) Chris: Oooooooohhhh (Chris pulls thcket out of his hat, wife screams)

(During the young Cowboy Gareth Johnson's performance) Randy Jackson: Have you ever been on a plane before? Gareth Johnson: Nope! I would want to be on a plane. It's kind of silly dream, but I would love to be on a plane! (Laughs) Randy Jackson: Ok! Moment of truth, are you ready? Dude! Because I like you, yes! Gareth Johnson: Thank you! (Jumps for joy) Randy Jackson: Welcome to Hollywood! Welcome to Hollywood! Simon Cowell: But seriously, get some lessons! Gareth Johnson: Ok, Thank you! I will! Paula Abdul: ...Get in time, before people... Gareth Johnson: Ok, I will! Randy Jackson: Out that way, out that way! (Gareth screams with family and Ryan Seacrest)

Simon: Blah, blah, blah, blah, whatever.