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Simon: I'm just amazed at Randy's rudeness and audacity.
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Simon (to Jason): You have just summed up Minnesota, mate... useless at everything.
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Simon (to Jesse): What do you think we are looking for -- a two-year-old who can't sing?
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Simon: (After contestant tries to walk out through the wrong door) Other door.
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Randy: There's this show, Jewel, have you heard of it? It's called America's Got Some Talent.
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Randy: (After a variety of people sing the song 'Kiss' very badly) Dawg, Prince will never be on this show again man.
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Simon: (to Randy) Were you abused by a vocal coach in a former life?
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Randy: Any comments Simon?
Simon: What am I supposed to say?
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Brenna: Is there anything I can do to improve?
Simon: Leave.
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Troy: The new style is urban Amish.
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Paula: Oh, that's a note I never heard!
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Simon: (to Jesse) Why did you come back in the room?