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Randy: (to Melanie Yama) Yes! You're going to Hollywood! Whatever!
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Ryan: (voiceover, promoting next episode) Tomorrow night, the Idol stampede moseys into the hometown of our very first winner, Kelly Clarkson.
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Milo: Do you still want me to do the third verse?
Simon; No.
Randy: No, I think we get it.
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Milo: (singing his original song poorly) Sex is weak and love is strong, whoo! / No sex allowed; I don't wanna be part of your crowd.
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Randy: Peace, love, and chicken grease, man.
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Randy: Simon, what did you think of -- of Alexis, man, from Allentown, PA?
Simon: It was all a bit possessed for me, you know...
Randy: Possessed?
Simon: You know, you know, like she's channeling the voices.
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Randy: Well, Simon, ha, what did you think of Udi?
Simon: Well, wonderful, wonderful. Did you honestly think, Ugi, and I'm going to ask you this question seriously, that you had any chance of getting through and winning?
Udi: Yes, I did.
Simon: Then, you're nuts.
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Ryan: You know, the mood inside the judging room today is pretty ugly. The judges need a dash of beauty. Instead, they're about to get a dose of Udi.
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Randy: James...
James: (singing poorly) Sunday morning, when this life is over... (trails off indecipherably)
Randy: Come on, man.
Paula: Okay, James, seriously...
Randy: This is not your thing, dawg, singing, this is not your thing.
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Uka: (performing badly off-key) And it's me you need to show / How deep is your love? / Is your love how deep?
Simon: Thank you.
Randy: Okay.
Simon: Well, I'm gonna throw this one to Paula.
Paula: I'm very impressed with how you phonetically learned the songs. It's very good.
Simon: What else?
Randy: (chuckles bemusedly)