American Idol

The Final Four on American Idol. It's just like NCAA March Madness, except less exciting.



Casey: Not a very good singer, with a weak voice. Despite this, I think he manages to survive until next week.



Lee: Average singer, who despite not having a great range, did well in the duet. I still expect him to be eliminated this week.



Crystal: The favorite for the series. We know she has great range, but her singing style is just so off-putting. I'd be more likely to buy a Susan Boyle CD than hers. She was completely out of her element in the duet.



Michael: Overrated.