America's Dumbest Criminals

This episode features: Elvis impersonators: bank robbers, pie eaters, bomber, father/son team.

This episode features: the longest break-in; car search nets drugs, burglary tools; icy roads.

This episode features: jewel thief accompanies victim to police station; crook robs taxi at home; graffiti artists.

This episode features: Flight from the second story; five fleeing fugitives captured together; criminal hides under house.

This episode features: store window drive-through; toilet-handle thefts; botched break-in; cross-dressing robbery suspect.

This episode features: Christmas cash; police vehicle mistaken for getaway car; cockroach blaster; stolen driver's license.

This episode features: las Vegas hookers; burglar falls asleep on the job; suspect hides on an ant hill; shoplifters on video.

This episode features: drunken driver straddles retaining wall; man chokes on stolen hot dog; robber begs cop not to call police; drive-through bank robbery.

This episode features: speeder overreacts; robbery suspect returns to the scene; robbery on video.

This episode features: money-stuffing bank robber; imperfect getaway; robbers lose in Las Vegas; video-camera thief.