Sharon Osbourne: (after the Jonathan Arons' performance) Jonathan, you are naughty little boy. You are very naughty...because you came up here all sneaky like you were going to be a boring player and you're not. You fooled us.
David Hasselhoff: (after the Indiggo Girl's performance) Well, it is the land of opportunity and I'm going to give the opportunity to go back to Bucharest.
Indiggo Girls: No, we do not want to go back to Bucherest.
David Hasselhoff: But Dracula lives there and I want you to suck the blood from Dracula.
Indiggo Girls: We are going to become stars here, because we deserve it.
David Hasselhoff: You wanna bet?!?!
David Hasselhoff: (after Jonathan Burkin's baton twirling performance) Ya know, all those kids who called you names can shove it...because you've got talent and they don't! And I'm proud of you for sticking with your dreams! You are what this show is about! Congradulations, you did great.
David Hasselhoff: (voting on the Britney Spears Impersonator) You know this show is so wacked, that I'm going to say yes.
Piers Morgan: I did actually think you were very like Britney Spears...
Derrick Berry: Thank you.
Piers Morgan: ...a complete and udder train wreck!
Derrick Berry: Thank you, thank you.
David Hasselhoff: Derrick...are you a guy?
Derrick Berry: Yes, one hundred percent.
Piers Morgan: David, his name is Derrick.
David Hasselhoff: I know, but it could be Bo Derrick.
Piers Morgan: How many women do you know named Derrick, David?
David Hasselhoff: You know, uhm, I'm questioning my sexuality here. Oh my god, you're hot!
Sharon Osbourne: He wants you!
David Hasselhoff: Yeah but, you're the wrong sex.
Two of the members of The Sick Step dance crew passed the auditions in FOX's So You Think You Can Dance. They were Ryan Conferido (Season 1) and Hokuto "Hok" Konishi (Season 3).
The contestants that made it through were:
Jonathan Arons -- Dancing Trombone Performer
Indiggo Girls -- Dancers
Nuttin But Stringz -- Hip Hop Violinists
Kaitlyn Maher -- 4 yr old Singer
Slippery Kittens -- Burlesque Dancers
Jonathan Burkin -- Baton Twirler
Derrick Berry -- Britney Spears Impersonator
Extreme Dance FX -- Modern Cloggers
Neal E. Boyd -- Opera Singer
David Martin -- Illusionist
Scott Land -- Puppeteer
Plastic Musik -- Performers
Jazmin -- Singers
Polina Volchek -- Hula-hooper
Sterling Silver -- Cloggers
Cafidia Stuart -- 15 yr old Singer
Sick Step -- Hip Hop Dance Troop
The contestants that didn't make it through were:
Serious Mysterious -- Singer
The Company -- Dancers
Nick Afanasieu-- Tongue Performer
Lady "J" Huston -- Dancing Trumpet Player
Harold Short II -- Mime
The Quiddlers -- Mini Soldiers performers
Ed Jacques -- Hand Trumpet Performer
Adam Ace -- Comedian
Mary Bly -- 80 Yr old Tap Dancer
Chay Vang -- Siamese guitar player
Terry Christiansen -- Singer
Singing Santa Claus -- Singer
Stumblebum Brass -- Percussionists
Dallas Dance Company -- Dancers
The Renegades -- Dancer
Daniel Burton -- Hip Hop Dancer
The M&M Twinz -- Dancers
Daisy Taste -- Roller Skating Grandma
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