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(yelling like a drill sargeant)
Heather: Get down and do pushups, can you not follow directions?!
Miss Jay: I don't do pushups, baby. I'll do a pose, you not gonna get no pushups.
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Tyra: Why is your weave so thin?
Cassandra: I went to get a wig sewn on to my head.
(Tyra, Jay and Miss Jay all laugh)
Cassandra: I'm ghetto. I'm ghetto, I admit it.
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Jay (About Dionne): I love that she has diarrhea of the mouth because we don't have to hear in a photograph.
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Jay: I do have my favorites, what about you?
Ms Jay: I do but I'm not speaking about it. Every time I speak about my favorites, they disappear!
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Natalie: I really like Audrey Hepburn. I love her in Dinner at Tiffany's.
Tyra: Dinner at Tiffany's?
Natalie: I'm sorry. Lunch at, brunch at Tiffany's. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Tyra (Laughing): Lunch at Tiffany's?
Jay: Guess what hunny? It was breakfast.
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Samantha (About her hometown): I think the biggest thing that ever happened was the Butter Bean Festival.
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Kathleen: My Grandma has no booty. My Mama has no booty. Then therefore I have no booty. Okay, I'm a black girl with no ass. But I have . . . That's what I have. I have . . . (flashes other girls)
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Ms. Jay (About Natasha): I was just curious, about how many stamps to get her here?
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Jay: Look I'll do some push-ups for you, baby. You can go yell at him.
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Tyra: And I want you to be all you can be, not bitch all you can bitch.
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Jael: It's just modeling. We're not curing cancer here.
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Jay Manuel (during a shoot about gay marriage): I like the smiling, why don't you guys have a happy moment? Lesbians aren't serious all the time.
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Brittany: I get very loud. I talk probably almost at this level like when I'm sitting at home.
Tyra: Have you ever had your hearing tested? You think that has something to do with it?
Brittany: Pardon?
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Tyra: Why you screaming so loud?
Kathleen: Cause you're so pretty! Oh my God!!!
Miss Jay: What about me?