America's Next Top Model Season 3 Episode 1

Tyra: Your body I think does send a little negative image to women.
Amy: I do those 3,000 calorie shakes three times a day.
Tyra: I don't eat those shakes, girl. I eat barbecue ribs and potato salad, and that's what gave me this ass! So you need some food.

(after the altercation at the bar)
Sarah: I just don't condone violence.
Tiffany: Ok, and that's great, Martin Luther King. But I'm with Malcolm. You know?

Amanda: I'm legally blind. And I'm going to be about 30 when I go completely blind. It's a disease called retinitis pigmentosa, and I just wanted ya'll to know I will always see your face. Please don't cry, I've had 10 years to get used to this. I've seen my son smile and that's all I ever wanted.

Amanda: My child is so wonderful, he will blossom. It's like a rose growing through a concrete crack.

J. Alexander (About Toccara's breasts): Baby, when she released those puppies, they were full grown dogs.

Toccara: I love my skin and I'm workin' it. I'm hittin 200 in the butt, what?

Norelle: I'm the only one with braces. I'm the only one with bling-bling on my grill, ok?

Cassie: I might look like the All-American girl, but I don't have the All-American job because I'm a stripper.
J. Alexander: That's the All-American job to me!

Tyra Banks: And I have some nicknames for them. Jay Manuel is Mr. Jay and J. Alexander is Mrs. Jay.

Eva: Everyone has their bathing suit on. Why not get in the water instead of standing next to it, ya dumbasses!